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Eragon: Oh, Arya. You're three hours early.

Arya: Yeah. I came to help you set up. It's what best friends do.

Eragon: Oh! We're best friends.

Arya: Yeah! Well, I mean, I'm yours. You're my number four. And technically, I count twins as one person.

Eragon: I'm very small and I have no money so you can imagine the kind of stress I'm under

Eragon: we've made a map of all the places the varden could be hidden

Murtagh:

Murtagh: this is just a map of Alegasia

Eragon: yeah, we have no idea where they are

Arya, writing in his journal: it' day 23 of travel with the dragon riders. i don't know how much more i can take. they're driving me-

Eragon, from across the room: [to the tune of final countdown] IT'S A MENTAL BREAKDOWN

Murtagh: *off key flute*

Arya:

Arya: fuCKING INSANE

Nasuada: There is a special place for people like you in the hell

Roran: That's great because I hate to stand in queue

Eragon: Would you slap me for $100?

Aria: I would roundhouse kick you in the face for absolutely nothing.

Eragon:

Eragon: Should I be running?

Aria: Yes.

Murtagh: i think i'm going to do a live scream tonight

Eragon: isn't it a live stream-

Murtagh: *inhales*

Eragon: you can't join in with this you're not a dragon rider

Angela: how am i not dragon rider, because i don't have a dragon? being rider is a state of mind

Eragon: ...

Eragon: nO

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