#incorrect inuyasha quotes

[ap-kinda-lit]

Kagome: I’m so happy I could just kiss you right now!

Inuyasha: …whatever.

*later*

Inuyasha, face down on the floor: Why did I say that?? What the hell is wrong with me!?

Miroku, reading scroll: Calm down, Inuyasha. It’s not the end of the world. I mean, it could have gone worse. Remember the first time Sango told me she loved me?

Inuyasha: Yeah, you thanked her.

Miroku: *puts scroll down, leans back head and closes eyes*

Miroku: I thanked her…

[lordyouko]

Incorrect Inuyasha quotes

[Inuyasha telling Kagome he got a job at Sesshoumaru's company]

Inuyasha: I know what you're thinking but it's nothing like that, I really need a job

Kagome: Well, on that note, have a seat, let's go over some dos and don'ts

Inuyasha:

Kagome: DO act professional.

DON'T sleep with your boss.

DO wear pants.

DON'T take them off.

[thequeershow]

Inuyasha looking at the well: do you- do you think she'll be back?

Miroku: yes Inuyasha ...

Sango: it's really cute that you miss kagome

Inuyasha: Hey! I don't miss anyone! -

* Kagome arrives *

Inuyasha: you came! * hugs her and fits her chin on her neck *

Inuyasha: I didn't miss you.

[clementinesgulag]

the yassification of shippo

[darlinglum]

Kagome: We all have our demons.

Kagome, grabbing InuYasha: This one’s mine.

[dinersaturn]

Miroku: name something you’d like your girlfriend to do to your face

Koga: I’m gonna say “sit on it”

Miroku: YEEEEES! SIT ON IT! 🔔🕺

[jampc]

Inuyasha: you smell good... like home.

Kagome: well... you smell like dog.

Inuyasha: *looks up at her*

Inuyasha: well you smell like human

Kagome: ...

[dyingroses]

Sesshomaru: All of Rin's snacks are organic

Inuyasha: That's cool, Shippo eats candy off the floor sometimes