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[summerthunderz]

Richie, talking to Eddie: i just wanna be friends.

richie: plus a little extra.

richie: also, i love you.

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

Bill: Small creatures are way more vicious than big ones, they have less room for their anger.

Bev: That’s ridiculous. Give me one example.

Stan: Spiders.

Mike: Wasps.

Richie: Eddie.

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

Ben: Listen, I really need you to relax.

Eddie, banging his fists on the table: But how can it be “birthday cake” flavor if a birthday cake can be any flavor?!

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

Richie: I guarantee you, in five years, I'll be Eddie's second spouse.

Eddie: ...what happened to my first spouse.

Richie: Nothing you can prove.

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

Richie: It's a white flag, Eddie, and you might as well start waving it now!

Eddie: THE ONLY THING I'LL BE WAVING IS YOUR DECAPITATED HEAD ON A STICK IN FRONT OF YOUR WEEPING MOTHER!!!

The Losers:

Richie: Wow.

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

Richie: What happens if we forget again? When we leave Derry?

Eddie: You’ll get over me and soon I’ll just be this insanely attractive god-like figure you used to bang-

Richie: I know you’re trying to deflect by talking about how hot you are but-

Eddie, near tears: It’s not a joke, I’m a legit snack.

[reddie-tos]

Richie: I genuinely care about you and want to help you with your problems

Stan: Sounds fake but ok