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Last Updated: December 2025

Hewwo. :3

Okay let's adjust this fucker.

I am still mostly on a hiatus from fanfiction. I might post some stories, but it'll be a lot more sporadic than it has been for the last (oh god) seven or so years. I'm still trying to keep my main focus on my original novels.

If you would like to read anything pertaining to my original work, please do sign up for my Patreon. It's free and you get things like bonus stories, behind-the-scenes info, art, and character playlists.

Posting on there is sporadic right now, but that's why it's free! You get handy-dandy email updates when I post, and I feel no pressure to churn out content when I can barely string two words together. Win-win!

You guys really loved those bullet-point updates though, so let's do one of those, shall we? Please note these will not be updated often, it will be slow going. I'm suffering from the worst burnout of my life right now. But it'll at least give you all an idea of what I'm working on when I can.

Original Novels

Mortal Leviathans: affectionately known as "the dragonfucker series," this is my stupid magnum opus and I regret everything. I have no idea how many books this is going to be, and I'm very slowly working on outlining this monstrosity.

Tales from the Scorched Lands: the short stories detailing the backstories of the Mortal Leviathan characters, I write these as I can and post them on Patreon.

Horsemen Quartet: Supernatural meets The Walking Dead, book one of four is finished but I am waiting because I want to finish books two through four, so that I can make sure with my editors they work as a cohesive whole together and I haven't fucked myself up in book three because of something I did in book one (boy do I wish more showrunners would do this). If you liked my Buddie Zombie AU, my Dark Codependent Buddie AU, or my angstier fics, this one's for you.

Fanfics

Ben-and-Cully Childhood Friends (Midsomer Murders): Ben Jones and Cully Barnaby both grew up in Midsomer, so what if they were childhood friends? And what if Cully met Jamie Winter in London? And what if Jamie got a massive fucking crush on his friend's bestie? :3

One Night Stand AU (Midsomer Murders): Jones and Winter sleep together after Last Man Out, but Jones is unexpectedly asked to continue his undercover work in Australia and accidentally ghosts Winter as a result - leaving him with some real explaining to do when he returns to Midsomer a couple years later.

Jones as Winter's Boss AU (Midsomer Murders): In the hiatus between Nelson's last season and Winter's first, Barnaby injures his foot on his anniversary trip to France and Jones is asked to step in as temporary DCI... making him Jamie Winter's hot new boss. Uh oh.

Wedding Fic (Midsomer Murders): Sequel to Abstraction to Realism and Like a SIA Board Member... detailing the attempted wedding of Jones and Winter. "Attempted" being the operative word, here.

Established Xedgin's Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Dungeon Crawl (DNDHAT): Xenk is called in to infiltrate the heart of Szass Tam's operations to take him down once and for all, and Ed insists on joining him, refusing to lose another spouse.

Strange New Worlds AU (9-1-1): Bobby as Pike, Athena as Number One, Buck as Kirk, Eddie as Spock, etc. No idea if I'll ever actually write this one but I would like to be able to reclaim my love for the characters someday even if I never watch the show again.

Sense & Sensibility AU (9-1-1): Buck and Maddie as Marianne and Eleanor Dashwood, and all the romantic drama that implies.

The West Wing AU (9-1-1): Bobby as the Chief of Staff to Athena's POTUS, Buck as Josh with Eddie his Donna, Hen as Toby, and Chimney as the speechwriter who definitely isn't catching feelings for new press secretary Maddie Buckley.

Bones AU (9-1-1): People have been begging me to do this one for years and of course the moment I need to take a step back from 911 is the moment I actually got an idea for it. I'm super proud of the framing I came up with for the story so this honestly is the one I'm most likely to tackle.

I know the fanfic list is way longer than the original list but to be fair, the original is a quartet (so four books in one) and don't ask me how many books Mortal Leviathans is shaping up to be mom pick me up I'm scared.

I've been incredibly lucky to have such a large and devoted fic readership, and I hope that some of you will take the chance on my original novels as well! Questions about my characters and stories are always welcome. I love talking about my silly little war criminals I mean my insane trash raccoons I mean my blorbos.

Thank you all!

[somerandomg33k]

Hey all Twitch streamer, Twitch has you opt in by default that your streams will be use to train GenAI. To opt out, you have to go your "Settings" and in the tab "Security and Privacy." At the bottom of the tab, there is the "Training for Generative AI" setting.

[sweet-tea-skitty]

@archdemoning

[sufjansjoy]

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

[sufjansjoy]

wow

[surprisemoose]

What kind of Millennial™️ are you?

Avocado toast millennial

I am bird watcher now.

I ran a marathon for fun?

Yes, I am currently working on five fiber art projects…

Other millennial stereotype that I will write in the tags.

I am unfortunately not part of the greatest generation aka here for the result

Remaining time: 3 days 13 hours

Please share!

[beardedmrbean]

Greater glider,

[passengerpigeons]

do u ever think about corn sweat; and the fact that a large percent of corn grown in Illinois, iowa, etc is grown for ethanol and biofuel; and how solar power would be so many times more effective per acre than this; and how like 90+% of so many rare ecosystems in those states was drained for farm and suburbs (in many cases previously farms).

[passengerpigeons]

AND you could still have native plants around and even under the solar panels.

[passengerpigeons]

When you see what they did to the Midwest you'll want to fucking kill the corn lobbyists with your bare hands

[animentality]

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

A grill worth fighting for

[heuheu-the-goose]

From James Ortiz's instagram, a closeup look at Rocky’s hands, including his "goat leg".

[ch0co-c0rn3t-lov3]

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

[ecstaticadventures]

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

[wordfather]

i am not immune to a well choreographed fight scene with a fun song in the background

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

friend of mine recommended a video essay that's like 5 hours long about why it's currently a whole Thing for fascists to claim they only eat meat and demonize vegetables etc etc, and it's genuinely quite well researched in many places and contains some fascinating history and has made me feel very weird about my status as an adult who enjoys drinking milk. but I've not finished it and I genuinely don't know if I will because at one point the ol' "you can't say you care about animals and also eat animals" chestnut got dropped by the white vegan essayist and it put such a bad taste in my mouth that I had to leave instantly

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

like idk man it just feels genuinely parodic to dedicate hours to analyzing how foodways have frequently been used as white supremacist propaganda and then casually toss out an argument that pretty invariably demonizes indigenous hunting practices with 0 regard for traditional knowledge and land stewardship guiding those practices

[deramin2]

Every time I hear a white vegan say that I want to throw the rubble of the Klamath Dams at them.

The largest dam removal in U.S. history. So successful that the salmon that haven’t run freely in the river for literally over a century came back the next year. Not steady progress over a decade as expected, the very next salmon run they came home. No one alive saw salmon in that river outside the hatcheries kept by native’s tribes and the Department of Fish And Wildlife scientists desperately trying to save them. One of the activists who helped bring the suit spoke of their dying grandmother making them promise to bring the fish home, and they didn’t know how that was possible, but they spent decades doing it.

The legal basis for successfully suing the power company who owned the dams was Indigenous treaty rights to eat the fish. Eating the fish was the one thing in a century that succeeded in being a clear and legally binding right that superseded the desires of white capital and industry. I have been going to the public interest environmental law conference off and on for 20 years where a lot of organizing for Undam The Klamath happened. I’ve heard updates about every legal tact they tried as they happened, and they tried everything.

There are healthy, thriving salmon, trout, and lamprey in a rewilding and recovering Klamath River right now as a direct result of Indigenous people eating them. Of their legally binding right to eat them. They sure as fuck care more about those fish than any white vegan ever could. They are salmon people that the Creator sent Salmon to feed, while charging the People with protecting and stewarding them. It’s not possible to learn about salmon and trout in the Pacific Northwest without learning this, and it’s unambiguously racist to dismiss this symbiotic relationship.

The white vegans are trying to get all hunting and fishing banned in Oregon, and that’s quite possibly the single most catastrophic thing that could be done to the animals here because we killed off all the major predators of creatures like deer and without anything hunting them their numbers will explode, eat all the vegetation, destroy the ecosystem, and then die along with everything else in that failing ecosystem. Controlled hunting of deer is vitally necessary for the deer to survive. This is something Native people know, but patronizing racist savior-complex white people refuse to listen to.

I have a whole collection of Oregon’s Public Broadcasting’s documentaries about Klamath River or the larger story of fish and people in the region. If you watch nothing else, watch Klamath Dams Are Coming Out, First Salmon Ceremony, After The Dams, and First Decent (Native made). It could not be clearer that the salmon are being protected and nourished by the people who eat them, and that stewardship is a massive part of their creation myths. But it contradicts political vegan dogma so they don’t listen.

The Klamath River Runs Free

The Klamath River Runs Free

[supreme-leader-stoat]

#also do you have any idea how much conservation is funded by people who want to eat those animals#at least in the us anytime someone buys ammo or hunting equipment or hunting licenses that money goes directly to state wildlife agencies

[quinn-of-aebradore]

“Time is a weird soup” is a truly a phrase of all time, thank you Ashley Johnson for your service

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

it’s just crazy to me when feminist retellings particularly of like ancient or mythological characters manage to have less complex and interesting portrayals of women than the source material. because to be so honest it happens a LOT

[a-book-of-creatures]

The best movie adaptation of The Odyssey continues to be O Brother, Where Art Thou?

[saint-vore]

call me australian but i just think that everyone should be required to vote and every municipality should have the obligation to make it as easy for everyone to vote as possible

[hugintheraven]

The problem is that people always start with "everyone should be required to vote". That HAS TO BE step 2. Otherwise you've just created an infinite torture dungeon where the government will require poor people/minorities crawl over broken glass to vote and then arrests everyone who fails. And that's before we get into "make it illegal to vote and also arrest you if you don't."

And what do you know, if you make it easy for everyone to vote FIRST, you might not have to make it mandatory to vote after all.

[saint-vore]

PRO TIP: if you carefully reread my post, you might see that the second half already directly addresses the problems you have imagined!

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

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