#incorrect it quotes

[headcanonthings]

[liv45no]

Stan: Bill, wait, it could be dangerous!

Stan: *kicks Richie* Rich, you go first.

[evilbookworm]

Bill: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid. Stan: You always act stupid. Stan: Stan: Wait…

[thatgaygirlfromderry]

bev: eddie, can we give you some advice? eddie: what? is it the way i’m dressed? richie: well, yes… but it’s too late for that.

[thaliasthunder]

bitches be like "this is my comfort movie <3" and its a movie about a cosmic murderer clown and 7 traumatized weird kids

[nerissalmao]

“In the mountains of Uruguay, a goat gets its hoof stuck in a pothole and the bone snaps like a twig. The splinter juts from its skin, blood spraying onto white fur. It is stuck like that for three days. Finally, a wolf mother comes along, carrying her pup in her jaws. She lets the pup feed off the goat, gnawing bits of flesh and skin and tearing at muscle. The goat feels it and screams and there is pain and pain and neither the goat nor the wolf nor the pup understand their place in the machine. I stand above all, and call them all unpopular losers..”

-Pennywise, probably

[grownups-are-the-real-monsters]

Pete: I hope he plays 'Hot to Go' Beaver: Pete, this is a Richie Tozier stand-up special

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Richie, doing the letters wrong: H-O-T T-O G-O, you can take me hot to go!