May 11
[Redacted]: Hey kid, you want some blades?
Bob: No. Blades are for Skatin’! *shoes suddenly turn into rollerblades* Ya dingus
Bob, trying to skate away: It’s kinda snowy!
(Source: Vine)
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[Redacted]: Hey kid, you want some blades?
Bob: No. Blades are for Skatin’! *shoes suddenly turn into rollerblades* Ya dingus
Bob, trying to skate away: It’s kinda snowy!
(Source: Vine)
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Cookie: Hello yes I would like 2400 donuts
Moonique: Okay sir, what event are you hosting?
Cookie: The event is called “I am going to eat 2400 donuts”
^ Cookie, you are going to explode. That is too many donuts.
Binjpipe Spokeswoman: These rockets will be outfitted with — ZERO EXITS — Your flight will last — FOREVER — And your final destination — IS THE BLACK VOID OF DISTANT SPACE. …But we also have free WiFi!
(Source: The Mitchells vs. The Machines)
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Scout: Ooh look! A full moon!
Blaze: It would be a perfect night for a werewolf to come out.
Bestie:… I’m Gay :)
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Headcannons to celebrate the batshit insanity that is Trivia Murder Party 3! (Still can't get over the Quizkiller X Poltergeist Yaoi apparently hidden within the files....)
• The hotel's name is Hôtel Mer Dure (a headcannon i had WAY before TMP3 was a thing, and was actually from one of my old friends)
• The reason why the Quizkiller can now suddenly communicate telepathically with their dead mom is because they're wearing her wig under their hat.
That's a great name for it. Fits in the same vein as Camp Mass Acres.
Not a bad idea. Personally, I think he's just getting better at talking to ghosts. (See Chad the Poltergeist). I get the feeling his powers are getting stronger with each game.
Bully: Sneaking up quietly to the Quizkiller's bed while recording on phone.
Bully, loudly: WAKE UP, SLEEPYHEAD!
Quizkiller, waking up with a shock: AH!! What the fuck?!
Chad the poltergeist, sleepily sitting up from beside them: Fuck man...
Bully: Muffled laughter as they quickly escape, surprised & amused.
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Jerri: I want a trip down memory lane. Mentalist: *proceeds to grab every warrior cats book they have and sets them in Jerri's lap* Mentalist: I heard you needed these? Jerri: YES! ALL OF THEM!
(1/26/26, 7:46 pm)
^ Ah, a Warrior Cats kid. I was an MLP kid, myself.
(And teen, and adult. And I still am, lol.)
Jerri: We’re all getting “older” but age is a relative thing. I’ve licked things that are 250 million years old. You’re not that old and you’re not worth licking.
Dr. Ro: Jerri this is by far the most terrifying thing you’ve ever said
(Source: Tumblr)
^ The duality of Jackbox scientists.