Incorrect Jackbox Quotes

For all the crazy headcanons about the Jackbox Games crew!

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[Redacted]: Hey kid, you want some blades?

Bob: No. Blades are for Skatin’! *shoes suddenly turn into rollerblades* Ya dingus

Bob, trying to skate away: It’s kinda snowy!

(Source: Vine)

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[astronomarten]

i find it so funny that this quote that cookie literally says in an opening line in ydkj 2015 is included in the incorrect quote generator

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^ It's so correct, it looped back around to being incorrect.

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M.Bubz: What did you bring to the table?

Knickolas Knackolas: In my last job, I brought a lot of enthusi—

M.Bubz: No, what did you just put on my desk?

Knickolas Knackolas: Oh! You mean my toad!

(Source: PunkeyDoodles8)

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(Context: Binjpipe had taken Cookie Masterson’s life, and then he meets Jim Reaper in Hell) Jim Reaper: *Magically summons a scroll* Now, let’s see… Ah yes. “Cookie”. Surname? Cookie: Masterson. Jim Reaper: “Masterson”… *his scroll magically disappears* Oh, bloody hell, you would have to be of the Masterson family, wouldn’t you? Cookie: *shrugs* Why? Is there a problem with that? Jim Reaper: Well, yes there is, actually! It’s like those bloody cats. Such a pain in the ass. You’re one of these “special cases”. Cookie, flattered: Oh, really? Jim Reaper: Yes, apparently, according to the “Powers that be”— I’m just doing my job. I do what I’m told. I don’t even get paid very much. —Apparently, members of your family can have as many lives as they think they can get away with. Cookie: Oh, I see. So I’m not dead? Jim Reaper: You’re dead, but not quite. Cookie: Ah, right, well, I’ll be off, then! Jim Reaper: Ah- *slams scythe down* JUST YOU WAIT! SMARTASS! *pulls scythe back out of ground* You don’t get out of it that easily. Now, the thing is, you may not be dead, but that doesn’t mean you can’t die. You just have a few more, shall we say… chances. yeah. Like cats, I hate those things! Right, distributed around the party packs are these screw-things, Magic screws. If you can get them, I’ll give you an extra chance. Understand? Cookie: Um, well, sounds a bit strange, but, okay! Jim Reaper: STRANGE?! IT’S THE BEST BLOODY DEAL YOU’RE GOING TO GET, YOU LITTLE PRICK! Right, that’s it, piss off! I’ve got some cats to see.

(Source: Conker’s Bad Fur Day)

(Can’t believe I made some dumb lore-ahh essay.)

^ Ooooh, we COOKIN' with the lore now!!!

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Jerri: I want a trip down memory lane. Mentalist: *proceeds to grab every warrior cats book they have and sets them in Jerri's lap* Mentalist: I heard you needed these? Jerri: YES! ALL OF THEM!

(1/26/26, 7:46 pm)

^ Ah, a Warrior Cats kid. I was an MLP kid, myself.

(And teen, and adult. And I still am, lol.)

[doodlemancy]

hello fellow artists. google has fallen. pinterest/duckduckgo AI filters don't work. do not despair; here is a list i made of places to find reference images without having to sift through piles of worthless garbage. (for future editing convenience i am just linking my blog post on dreamwidth.)

✨ good places to find art reference that are not full of AI trash 🌈

[super-autism-death-ray]

reblogging for personal use

[theunsureartist]

ART REFERENCE NOT FULL OF AI?! YESSS

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Jerri: We’re all getting “older” but age is a relative thing. I’ve licked things that are 250 million years old. You’re not that old and you’re not worth licking.

Dr. Ro: Jerri this is by far the most terrifying thing you’ve ever said

(Source: Tumblr)

^ The duality of Jackbox scientists.

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Lava Lamp Time Traveler: You know lawn mowers? Vegetarian Roombas.

Jerri: Go to bed.

6:59 pm, 1/2/26

^ There actually IS a lawn mower version of a Roomba! It's called Terra! Made by the same company and everything!

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Dictionary Keeper: *just woke up after a wild New Years party*

Dictionary Keeper: Oh? You want a wish?

Dictionary Keeper: *flops head-first into her pillow and casts spell of sorts* Mmmh...

Dictionary Keeper: Now you won't stub your toe today

Dictionary Keeper: Cool? Cool

7:02 am, 1/1/26

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Suspectives Host: "Miss Robot, what's the secret to your success?"

Floppy Disk Robot: "Mmm, okay."

Floppy Disk Robot: "One. Good rhymes."

Floppy Disk Robot: "You gotta love the rhymes you rap."

Floppy Disk Robot: "Two. Positive. Mental. Attitude."

Floppy Disk Robot: "And three."

Floppy Disk Robot: "Small girlfriend."

Jerri: *sitting in the giant robot's palm* "Awww, Floppy."

8:25 am, 12/30/25

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Awwww!

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Jim Reaper: Welcome mortal to the end of existence— oh it’s you again!

Ragnar, beaten up and covered in arrows: Hi!

Jim Reaper: Big weekend?

Ragnar: You betcha. Did you redecorate?

Jim Reaper: Omg yes! Thanks for noticing!

Ragnar, now glowing: Oop, getting healed. Tell Torchy I say hi!

Jim Reaper: See ya next week!

Source- ZacSpeaksGiant

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Cookie: Hello yes I would like 2400 donuts

Moonique: Okay sir, what event are you hosting?

Cookie: The event is called “I am going to eat 2400 donuts”

^ Cookie, you are going to explode. That is too many donuts.

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Jerri: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life. MM: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? Jerri: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die. DoDoReMi Host: Edible.

2:05 pm, 9/23/25

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MM: Let’s not Jerri this into a worse situation than it already is. Jerri: Did you just use my name as a verb?

1:14 pm, 9/7/2025

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Schmitty: "Live, laugh, love. Words to live by, Cookie."

Cookie: "For you, maybe. I prefer eat, sleep, repeat."

Source: Garfield

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Jerri: Damn, the power went out. 90s Anime Time Traveler: Don’t worry, I got this. 90s Anime Time Traveler: *stomps foot* Jerri: What-? 90s Anime Time Traveler: *Sketchers light up*

^ How bright ARE those things? I've only ever seen them on TV.

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Jerri: *watching her house burn down* Jerri: Jerri: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything.

^ JERRI NO!!!!