Binjpipe Spokeswoman: These rockets will be outfitted with — ZERO EXITS — Your flight will last — FOREVER — And your final destination — IS THE BLACK VOID OF DISTANT SPACE. …But we also have free WiFi!
(Source: The Mitchells vs. The Machines)
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@incorrectjackboxquotes
Binjpipe Spokeswoman: These rockets will be outfitted with — ZERO EXITS — Your flight will last — FOREVER — And your final destination — IS THE BLACK VOID OF DISTANT SPACE. …But we also have free WiFi!
(Source: The Mitchells vs. The Machines)
^
Scout: Ooh look! A full moon!
Blaze: It would be a perfect night for a werewolf to come out.
Bestie:… I’m Gay :)
^
Headcannons to celebrate the batshit insanity that is Trivia Murder Party 3! (Still can't get over the Quizkiller X Poltergeist Yaoi apparently hidden within the files....)
• The hotel's name is Hôtel Mer Dure (a headcannon i had WAY before TMP3 was a thing, and was actually from one of my old friends)
• The reason why the Quizkiller can now suddenly communicate telepathically with their dead mom is because they're wearing her wig under their hat.
That's a great name for it. Fits in the same vein as Camp Mass Acres.
Not a bad idea. Personally, I think he's just getting better at talking to ghosts. (See Chad the Poltergeist). I get the feeling his powers are getting stronger with each game.
Bully: Sneaking up quietly to the Quizkiller's bed while recording on phone.
Bully, loudly: WAKE UP, SLEEPYHEAD!
Quizkiller, waking up with a shock: AH!! What the fuck?!
Chad the poltergeist, sleepily sitting up from beside them: Fuck man...
Bully: Muffled laughter as they quickly escape, surprised & amused.
^
EVERYONE STAY CALM, THE DEMO DROPPED!
With Trivia Murder Party 3 on the horizon, it's time for me to give our favorite serial killer a new outfit! In the demo, we finally got a... well, I wouldn't say a FACE Reveal. But we get to see his shadow, so we got an outfit/silhouette reveal for [REDACTED]!
From what I can make out, he seems to be wearing a hat and trench coat. As such, I've given my [REDACTED] design a sleek new look! The demo looks promising so far, so I'm hype!
EVERYBODY STAY CALM! TMP 3 DEMO HAS DROPPED!!!
I watched the Jackbox devs play the demo live, and it looks great so far! The dolls works amazing in 3D, and I love their little animations.
We even got a... well, not a FACE reveal, but an outfit/silhouette reveal of [REDACTED]! I'll hace to update my design!!!
Dan D. Lion: So your answer to the question, “what are you working on” is being bored?
Todd: Also writing fake product reviews. “This hat is simply divine. I wear it while I murder people. Sincerely, Nate Shapiro”
(Source: Parks & Recreation)
^ TODD, NO!!!
[Redacted]: Hey kid, you want some blades?
Bob: No. Blades are for Skatin’! *shoes suddenly turn into rollerblades* Ya dingus
Bob, trying to skate away: It’s kinda snowy!
(Source: Vine)
^
i find it so funny that this quote that cookie literally says in an opening line in ydkj 2015 is included in the incorrect quote generator
^ It's so correct, it looped back around to being incorrect.
M.Bubz: What did you bring to the table?
Knickolas Knackolas: In my last job, I brought a lot of enthusi—
M.Bubz: No, what did you just put on my desk?
Knickolas Knackolas: Oh! You mean my toad!
(Source: PunkeyDoodles8)
^
(Context: Binjpipe had taken Cookie Masterson’s life, and then he meets Jim Reaper in Hell) Jim Reaper: *Magically summons a scroll* Now, let’s see… Ah yes. “Cookie”. Surname? Cookie: Masterson. Jim Reaper: “Masterson”… *his scroll magically disappears* Oh, bloody hell, you would have to be of the Masterson family, wouldn’t you? Cookie: *shrugs* Why? Is there a problem with that? Jim Reaper: Well, yes there is, actually! It’s like those bloody cats. Such a pain in the ass. You’re one of these “special cases”. Cookie, flattered: Oh, really? Jim Reaper: Yes, apparently, according to the “Powers that be”— I’m just doing my job. I do what I’m told. I don’t even get paid very much. —Apparently, members of your family can have as many lives as they think they can get away with. Cookie: Oh, I see. So I’m not dead? Jim Reaper: You’re dead, but not quite. Cookie: Ah, right, well, I’ll be off, then! Jim Reaper: Ah- *slams scythe down* JUST YOU WAIT! SMARTASS! *pulls scythe back out of ground* You don’t get out of it that easily. Now, the thing is, you may not be dead, but that doesn’t mean you can’t die. You just have a few more, shall we say… chances. yeah. Like cats, I hate those things! Right, distributed around the party packs are these screw-things, Magic screws. If you can get them, I’ll give you an extra chance. Understand? Cookie: Um, well, sounds a bit strange, but, okay! Jim Reaper: STRANGE?! IT’S THE BEST BLOODY DEAL YOU’RE GOING TO GET, YOU LITTLE PRICK! Right, that’s it, piss off! I’ve got some cats to see.
(Source: Conker’s Bad Fur Day)
(Can’t believe I made some dumb lore-ahh essay.)
^ Ooooh, we COOKIN' with the lore now!!!
Jerri: I want a trip down memory lane. Mentalist: *proceeds to grab every warrior cats book they have and sets them in Jerri's lap* Mentalist: I heard you needed these? Jerri: YES! ALL OF THEM!
(1/26/26, 7:46 pm)
^ Ah, a Warrior Cats kid. I was an MLP kid, myself.
(And teen, and adult. And I still am, lol.)
hello fellow artists. google has fallen. pinterest/duckduckgo AI filters don't work. do not despair; here is a list i made of places to find reference images without having to sift through piles of worthless garbage. (for future editing convenience i am just linking my blog post on dreamwidth.)
✨ good places to find art reference that are not full of AI trash 🌈
reblogging for personal use
ART REFERENCE NOT FULL OF AI?! YESSS
Jerri: We’re all getting “older” but age is a relative thing. I’ve licked things that are 250 million years old. You’re not that old and you’re not worth licking.
Dr. Ro: Jerri this is by far the most terrifying thing you’ve ever said
(Source: Tumblr)
^ The duality of Jackbox scientists.
Lava Lamp Time Traveler: You know lawn mowers? Vegetarian Roombas.
Jerri: Go to bed.
6:59 pm, 1/2/26
^ There actually IS a lawn mower version of a Roomba! It's called Terra! Made by the same company and everything!
Dictionary Keeper: *just woke up after a wild New Years party*
Dictionary Keeper: Oh? You want a wish?
Dictionary Keeper: *flops head-first into her pillow and casts spell of sorts* Mmmh...
Dictionary Keeper: Now you won't stub your toe today
Dictionary Keeper: Cool? Cool
7:02 am, 1/1/26
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Suspectives Host: "Miss Robot, what's the secret to your success?"
Floppy Disk Robot: "Mmm, okay."
Floppy Disk Robot: "One. Good rhymes."
Floppy Disk Robot: "You gotta love the rhymes you rap."
Floppy Disk Robot: "Two. Positive. Mental. Attitude."
Floppy Disk Robot: "And three."
Floppy Disk Robot: "Small girlfriend."
Jerri: *sitting in the giant robot's palm* "Awww, Floppy."
8:25 am, 12/30/25
^
Awwww!