#incorrect jayvik quotes

[tales-from-the-hexlab]

Jayce: Bad news—Sky locked us all out of the lab.

Jayce: Good news—we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Jayce: Bad news—Sky finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory(TM). I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys.

Jayce: Good news—a cute guy saw me do it.

Jayce: Bad news—it was Viktor, and since he’s already seen me fall out of my chair a dozen times, cry because I saw a gear that was just too damn small, and knows I can pole dance on the Mercury Hammer, he’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. He knows.

[firelight-firefly]

Viktor: Did you know Yiddish and Czech sound similar?

Jayce: What? Wait, like check the bill or check like it's correct?

Viktor: No, Czech

Viktor: My language, I'm Czechoslovakian Jayce

An interaction my wife @undercity-underdog and I had while on our Dunkin run (I'm Jayce)

[herpderpingest]

Viktor: *Says something scathing* Jayce: *Says something flirty* Viktor: Is he... threatening me? Jayce: Is he flirting with me? ❤️❤️❤️

[thesparringpanther]

Skye: i spy with my little eye something beginning with “S”

Mel, looking over at Jayce and Viktor talking: is it “sexual tension”?

[seaofashes]

Jayce: *beatboxes*

Viktor: "Jayce, Jayce I'm dying please stop beatboxing. Did you bring the cookies?"

[tales-from-the-hexlab]

Viktor: What do you call a fish with no eye?

Jayce, not looking up from the microscope: Myxine Circifrons

Viktor:

Viktor, now uncontrollably horny: fsh

[tales-from-the-hexlab]

Jayce: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress hahaha

Viktor: … are you alright?

Jayce:

Jayce, voice cracking: No.

[tales-from-the-hexlab]

Jayce, tending to Viktor’s wounds post-lab explosion: How would you rate your pain?

Viktor, high on pain meds: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.