Two Guys Experimenting On Each Other

welcome to the hexlab, full of science and gay shenanigans

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Heimerdinger: What is your biggest weakness?

Viktor: I can be uncooperative.

Heimerdinger: Okay, can you give me an example?

Viktor: No.

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Viktor, trying to cheer Jayce up: Things could be worse, you know!

Jayce: How?

Viktor: How what?

Jayce: How could they be worse?

Viktor: They couldn’t, I lied.

Jayce:

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Jayce: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”.

Jayce: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.

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Viktor: We have fun, don’t we, Jayce?

Jayce: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

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Viktor: Jayce can be quite rude when he’s running on little sleep.

Sky: Really? That seems unlikely.

Viktor: But it is not. Observe.

Viktor: *crumples a piece of paper*

Viktor: *throws it at Jayce*

Jayce: GAH!

Jayce: WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER

Jayce: YOUR MOM’S A HOE

Sky: … oh my god

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Viktor: Do you want to play 20 Questions?

Jayce: Sure! Whats your favorite color?

Viktor: Triangle. Do you like men?

[draconic-ice]

@white-btterfly this reminded me of Before Your Sun Sets in a way that I can not explain in words

[white-btterfly]

Chapter 11 in a nutshell 😂😂😂

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I will not lie, I’m a BIG fan of Before Your Sun Sets and this made my afternoon 🥰

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Viktor: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?

Jayce: Viktor please, it's four o'clock in the morning.

Viktor: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

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Breaking into Heimerdinger’s Office:

Viktor : Don’t worry, I have a permit.

Jayce: … This just says “I can do what I want”.

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Sometime pre canon:

Viktor: Know why I called you in here?

Jayce: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.

Viktor: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?

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Jayce: I made this friendship bracelet for you.

Viktor: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person.

Jayce: You don’t have to wear…

Viktor: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.

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Viktor: Do you want to play 20 Questions?

Jayce: Sure! Whats your favorite color?

Viktor: Triangle. Do you like men?

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Jayce, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.

Viktor: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.

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Jayce: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.

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Viktor: There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every fact.

Jayce: ...All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

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At a council meeting:

Jayce: Alright, listen up you little shits.

Jayce to Viktor and Mel: Not you two- you’re both angels and we’re thrilled you’re here.

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Jayce: We both look very handsome tonight.

Viktor: You know, if you’d just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, ‘so do you’.

Jayce: I couldn’t take that chance.

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Viktor, pre-canon: What is my responsibility here? To comfort insecure heterosexual men? That can't possibly fall to me.