#incorrect knb quote

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[fantasyfan]

Kiyoshi: If Izuki-kun and I were drowing, who would you save?

Hyuga: You idiots don't know how to swim?

Kiyoshi: It's a hypothetical question, Hyuga! Who would you save?

Hyuga: My time and effort.

[hkbs-world]

Aomine : Im gonna talk to Kise Ryouta!!

Momoi, who has been preparing Aomine for this for like 3 months: YES!! You go Dai-chan,you can do this! Go get ur man!!

*2 mins later*

Momoi : The fuck happened?

Aomine, crying: he smiled at me and I froze.

Momoi:

Momoi : pls say ur kidding..

[meebochii]

Kagami: It’s just a dog, Kuroko.

Kuroko, covering Nigou's ears: He can hear you! He didn’t mean that, dear.

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Momoi, answers her phone: Hello?

Aomine: It’s Aomine.

Momoi: What did he do this time?

Aomine: What? Satsuki, it’s me, Aomine. It’s actually me.

Momoi:

Momoi, sighing: What did you do this time?

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Kise: Do you think we get overboard with Kurokocchi’s party decorations?

Aomine: Nah, it’s cool.

Kagami: Cool?! The backyard is on fire.

Momoi: For aesthetics!

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Kuroko: You’re the most jealous man I know

Kagami: … You know other men, Kuroko?

Kuroko: 🤦‍♂️

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Late night thoughts with Aomine Daiki:

Aomine: If I scratch my ass…

Aomine: And it doesn’t smell like anything…

Aomine: Do I have covid? Or is my ass clean?