#incorrect knb

[knb-incorrect]

Kuroko: How did you like the food?

Kise: It's great, send compliments to the chef!

Kuroko: Okay

*Goes to the kitchen*

Kuroko: You have beautiful eyes

Kagami, blushing: Thanks

[active-mind-15]

I had a silly little KNB idea based on the "of course" trend going around on Tik Tok

Kuroko: we're the Teiko basketball team. Of course we shoot laser beams out of our hands when we're playing basketball. You thought that was special effects?

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Kise: we're the Teiko basketball team. Of course everyone has a gimmick like we're members of an early 2000s boy band. I'm the good-looking one, by the way.

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Midorima: we're the Teiko basketball team, of course everyone has insufferable personalities that make us incapable of befriending anyone who's not part of the club.

Aomine in the distance: speak for yourself, loser!

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Aomine: we're the Teiko basketball team, of course we have inhuman strength and abilities that surpass NBA players despite all of us being between the ages of 13 and 16.

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Momoi: we're the Teiko basketball team, of course we have data on every basketball player in the district down to their blood type and social security number. Doesn't everybody?

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Murasakibara: we're the Teiko basketball team, of course we... what was my line?

Kise, out of frame: Not again!

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Akashi: we're the Teiko basketball team, of course we have cheesy nicknames for every one of our abilities. We're middle schoolers, what did you expect?

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Haizaki: this trend is stupid, I'm not doing it.

Nijimura, appearing behind Haizaki and gripping his shoulder: wanna repeat what you just said???

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Nijimura, holding a beat-up and barely conscious Haizaki: we're the Teiko basketball team, of course as a senior I have to play the role of a single parent and make sure these brats behave.

Akashi, out of frame: Nijimura-san, I think Haizaki stopped breathing.

Nijimura, unfazed: he'll be alright.

[l0llit4]

Their so silly

[elasgottoomuchfreetime]

Midorima: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Murasakibara will and will not eat.

Takao: Grass? Yes!

Himuro: Moss? Yes.

Takao: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Himuro: Shoelaces? Strange but true.

Takao: Worms? Sometimes!

Himuro: Rocks? Usually not.

Takao: Twigs? Usually!

Himuro: Momoi's cooking? Inconclusive.

Kagami: How did you… test this?

Takao: You just hand him stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if he eats it, he eats it.

Kise: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.

Aomine: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

[ni-kol-koru]

the post gave miyahaya vibes...

[wildflowertips]

credit

bonus:

[kagamischain]

Kagami: Are you an idiot?!

Aomine: Yes.

Kagami: Shut up, don't try to deny- What?

Aomine: Did you really expect me to say no?

Kagami: I mean I didn't think you would agree with me?

Aomine: Fuck, you're right. Okay, ask again.

Kagami: Ready?

Aomine: Yes, go on.

Kagami: ARE YOU AN IDIOT?!

Aomine: NO, YOU ARE THE IDIOT!

Hyuga: What the fuck are they doing?

Riko: Don't mind them. Just two idiots hanging together.

[ryouta-aomine]

i'm trying!

haizaki, after losing to kise: fuck kise!

GoM + kagami, almost reduced to tears: man, i'm trying!

bonus- kuroko, in true phantom 6th man fashion, has already been successfully doing so =D