#incorrect kurodai

[haikyuu-land]

Oikawa: you know, Kuroo-chan gets Dai-chan flowers like everyday. I wish you’d do that.

Ushijima: okay?

[next day]

Ushijima: [gives Daichi flowers]

Daichi: what.

Ushijima: yeah, I don't get it either.

[haikyuu-land]

Daichi, confident gay: kuroo, I like your hair

Kuroo, panicked gay: thanks, I grew it myself

[haikyuu-land]

Kuroo: I'm straight

Yaku:

Kenma:

Kai:

Yamamoto:

Lev:

*Daichi enters the room shirtless*

Kuroo: so it turns out I'm not straight.

Rest of Nekoma: *eyeroll*

[haikyuu-land]

Daichi: *hands Kuroo a water bottle*

Kuroo: *drinking it* Thanks, what’s this for?

Daichi: Kenma says you get thirsty around me

Kuroo: *chokes on water*

[haikyuu-land]

Daichi: Go out with me?

Kuroo: I’m sorry, I wasn’t supposed to say that out loud

Daichi: what

Kuroo: Wait. oh shit, you asked that, didn’t you

[haikyuu-land]

Daichi: I like everything about you. Just the other day, someone asked me who the most beautiful person in the world was. You know what I said?

Kuroo, blushing: What did you say?

Daichi: I said… [sees Yaku with binoculars in a tree outside the window] Yaku?

Kuroo: You said Yaku?!

[haikyuu-land]

Kuroo: How’s the most beautiful person in the world doing?

Daichi: I don’t know. How are you-

Oikawa Tooru from across the room: I’m great, thanks.

[haikyuu-land]

Oikawa: Hey Kuroo, where's Daichi?

Kuroo: We just stepped out of the shower, he'll be down in a minute.

Oikawa: Alright, listen you guys can't go- did you just say 'we'?!

Kuroo: I said he.