Jun 11, 2024
matthew knies, staring at the shots against on the scoreboard: i think joe needs a holiday
bobby mcmann: yeah, probably.
kniesy: or like. a handgun
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matthew knies, staring at the shots against on the scoreboard: i think joe needs a holiday
bobby mcmann: yeah, probably.
kniesy: or like. a handgun
matthew knies, squinting at his phone: johnny, what does P-O-S mean?
john tavares: point of sale.
kniesy, face scrunched: mitchy says auston is such a point of sale…?
jt:
jt: piece of shit. it means piece of shit.
john tavares, pregame against the blackhawks next season: are we seriously betting this entire game on domes’ ability to flirt?
max domi, winking: double down
mk23@bm74 ; i couldn’t fix him but i think i could top him
md11@tb59 ; ‘i could fix him’ well i could watch him fall into bloodlust and madness instead. it would be significantly more fun
sb2@jm22 ; this man can’t be fixed. i can fuck him though. maybe that will calm him down
mm16@wn88 ; ‘i could fix him’ ‘i could make him worse’ why?????? why all this diy???? i just wanna stand over his shoulder and see what he could possibly fuck up next
am34@rr75 ; ‘i could fix him’ yeah? well i could accept him as he is. you don’t like the murder? grow up. the atrocities are part of him and i’ve decided they’re funny
jw60@mk23 ; ‘i could fix him’ ‘i could make him worse’ i could paint his fingernails black.
am34@mm16 ; i wouldn’t fix him i would put him in a small cardboard box and shake it very very hard
easton cowan, walking into the room: hey, dude.
fraser minten, flipping him off: sup
cowboy, with double middle fingers up: well, okay, fuck you too then??
minty, staring at his hand: that,,, is meant to be a peace sign, and the second finger just didn’t??
matthew knies, over text: i just wanted to say i have a massive crush on you
bobby mcmann: oh
bobby: who’s the other guy?
kniesy: i added him for moral support
bobby: LMAOOOO ARE YOU SERIOUS
jospeh woll: i’m here for you man
woller: do your thing
mitch marner, trying not to laugh: i forgot i was allergic and my hands are shorty.. fire-
marns, losing it: fire burning on the dance floor
auston matthews, doubled over: *cannot stop laughing*
marns, finally holding it together: wooaaahhhh
matthew knies: wait, what do you mean i commit tax fraud?
john tavares: you were only gonna make like three dollars, it wasn’t worth the trouble!
kniesy: and that’s fraud???
jt, smiling calmly: no, evasion!