#john tavares

[ullybug]

one thing about hockeybloggers is that they love when their tags make someone type 'toronto hockey amulet tavares' into their search engine. it makes them feel powerful, kind of like some sort of magical token or item

[aquilotti]

hockeycanada Meet the captains! / Voici nos capitaines! 🇨🇦 C: Macklin Celebrini. A: Ryan O'Reilly. A: John Tavares.

[highdefinitions]

fuck it. here’s another updated version of the idiots list

[sidfrogsby]

JOHNJOHNJOHNJOHNJOHN do me a favour

[synech-doche]

hockeyblr when any post mentions magic amulets

[jarvysburner]

things i think about a lot as a rpf overlord

Sidney Crosby wearing Nathan McKinnon's hoodie at the all stars press conference

Jeff Skinner being picked my Eric Staal for the 2011 all stars game

Willmack spinhug celly

Jarvy's trip to Finland. Specifically the fishing video

Willmack in the pressbox

Leno being the caps baby

Someone saying in a podcast that if you tell Leno to do anything he will most of the time just do it

Dylan Strome.

Quinn Hughes and Josh Norris cuddling in bed with photographic proof (same for mitch marner and matt martin)

John Taveres amulet

NOLAN PATRICK and how soft tk was with him

Tom Wilson & Michael Latta with their Costco ketchup deals

Edmonton polycule - like everything.

Quinn & Kirill going from one of the most insane crackships to actually occurring

Brandon Duhaime continuously puppy playing on main

Johnny Orlando and Adam Fantilli knowing each other & there weird insta lives

Tyler Seguin and everything he's ever done but most specifically lockgate

The fact I can't tag everyone pains me....I'll make a part 2 atp.

[allchellies]

i’m so excited for everyone to get super dickiebrini-pilled during worlds. i need hockey canada to understand the social media goldmine they have with sam dickinson and milk him for all he’s worth. i need tons of clips of dickie and mack playfighting at every opportunity and mack’s whiny “dickie!!!!!!” whenever he loses, and the way dickie laughs and tucks mack under his arm and mack pouts like he’s still mad but everyone knows he’s all good once he’s pressed against someone’s side.

i need dickie, mack, minty, and kovie to play cards late at night in their hotel room and get lost on the streets of fribourg and make such a lowkey nuisance of themselves that jt has to play the captain/dad card and scold the kids to behave, and the second he leaves the room, mack swoons dreamily, and the others all groan and berate him for his taste in men because “dude, he’s old enough to be your dad!” and mack glaring back like “so? what does age have to do with anything? that’s discrimination!” and dickie nudging mack and reminding him, “hey, hey, i’m a week older than you, remember? that totally counts!”

i need canada dominating the tournament and dickie finally getting the recognition for his potential that he deserves (and not be known as just another horrible san jose blue liner) and for minty to score at least one game-winning goal and for mack to tackle him to the ice a la marty style in celebration. and i definitely need team canada to win gold, because goddamn it, i want to see mack crying tears of happiness instead of tears of sadness this time and avoid olympics-like heartbreak once again.

[three-headed-monster]