#incorrect lotor

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Vrepizza

Hunk: what is a vrepizza?

Lotor: Is vrepit sa, and it means "Killing Stroke".

*Hunk stares disappointed*

Hunk: Oh, I thought it was some type of galran pizza(?)

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Axca sent me a vine called "what's up fuckers" with the caption 'you', I am appalled by the idea I may be compared to a useless human.

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The dentist told me “you are going to need two crowns” And I told her “I know right! I deserve to be the emperor of both the Galrans and the Alteans, she stared at me confused but nevermind, I´m glad finally somebody recognized that I´m a royality and fabulous emperor!

Prince Lotor of fabulous hair

Really :”u

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Ship of the day:  Sincline x Voltron

Because I can ship ships, that´s why

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Incorrect Lotura:

Lotor: Commander Shirogane, I request your company for a dangerous mission, I cannot warranty your safety, but is for the sake of the princess, the empire needs you.

Shiro: Lotor, do you want me to go with you to buy sanitary towels for Allura again? WHY?

Lotor: Because I trust in your intelligence services

Shiro: Is because I´m gay, and you think that girls make best friends with gays and tell me their things?

Lotor: And because you are brave

Shiro: And you fear Allura to smash you if you bring the wrong one, right?

Lotor: You saw how she is when in her days! And the space shops have so many models and brands!

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Dad does not understand my art!

*Lotor makes a drawing*

Lotor: dad, I made you a drawing

Zarkon: it sucks *breaks it*

Lotor: dad, you don´t appreciate my art! *goes away crying*

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Everyone thinks I am evil, why? I am just a sweet  sin_amon roll

Super incorrect lotor quotes because 3 am happens

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Lotor: Dad, lend me the royal ship

Zarkon: No son, the last time I let you take it, you got it full of strippers and you got so drunk that you got it stuck in between dimensions

Lotor: Ugh, dad you don´t let me be!