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Pink Hank: h

White Hank: Your free trial of living has ended.

Hank: So you have chosen... death.

Literally every Hank: You’ve yee’d your last haw.

*riiing, riiing*

The Auditor, picking up the phone: Hello?

Random Scientist: okAYY SO- *screaming and crashes in the background*

Auditor: what is going ON down there?

Scientist: I UH- AH FUCK, BOSS, A SPIDER JUMPED INTO THE MAG MACHINE AND IT- OH MY G- AHHH-

Auditor, immediately hanging up the phone:

Auditor:

Auditor: I don't get enough compensation for this.

Hank: Finally I can rest i-

Tricky: *Revives Hank*

Hank: God fucking damnit.

Pink Hank: Hey short stuff! White Hank: I will tear out your spine and shove it down your fucking throat!

Hank: I meet someone.

Hank: I KILL them.

Hank: They DIE.

Hank: They GO TO HELL.

Hank: I meet someone.

Christoff: (slides a speaker into Phobos's room) Merry Christmas, sucker. (starts up a Jingle Bells video)

[Jingle Bells plays on full blast]

Phobos: (horrible high-pitched screaming)

Phobos, climbing into a washing machine: ...disgusted, I am revolted, I dedicate my entire life to the Employers, and THIS is the thanks I get?

"You might know everything I'm going to do, but that's not going to help you, since I know everything you're going to do! Strange, isn't it?!"

- Hank, fighting himself in Purgatory

#incorrect madness combat