#incorrect mark sloan

[beanzykin]

Derek: Your best friend is sleeping with my wife.

Cristina: Mere?

Derek: Yeah.

Cristina: Why are you telling me?

Derek: Because-

Cristina: Im not the persons whose wife is sleeping with their girlfriend.

Derek: Meredith isn't my girlfriend anymore

Cristina: Yeah, cause she's with your wife

Derek: *glaring*

Cristina: Look, Im not a cheating, lying man slut

Cristina: That's Mark.

Derek: Mark slept with my wife

Cristina: so did your girlfriend

[caslutz]

Arizona: You’re driving and suddenly Alex and Jackson are standing in the road. What do you hit?

Mark: pfffttt that’s easy. Alex obviously, I could never hurt Jackson

Arizona:

Arizona: THE BREAKS MARK! YOU HIT THE BREAKS!

[caslutz]

Mark: wow it’s really muggy outside today

Jackson: if I look outside and our mugs are all over the lawn I’m breaking up with you

Mark: *sips coffee from a bowl*