#incorrect mcd

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Free Pussy

Travis: So one time I was walking down town minding my own buiseness when I see this big old sign saying FREE PUSSY!

in big bold letters infront of a old abandoned building on the outskirts of town.

Travis: So I did what any sensible person would do in this situation and I RAN TF IN like WHO WOULD PASS UP FREE PUSSY AMIRIGHT?! LIKE BOYS I THOUGHT I WAS IN I WAG GOING TO GET SOME YA KNOW BUT-

Travis: THEN It turned out there was no woman inside at all only some old dude petting a cat. :/

Travis picking up a kitty: So I have a cat now-her name is Princess Floofy and she is very pretty yes she is-

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Travis in MCD

Travis : Well my faAAaaa *Coughs* *gulps* *Clears throat* My FAAAtheCHHHH-

Travis trying again: AAHEM! My FoootheiAR UGH!

Travis: MY FACKTHIER- FAathh--eaahhhhh * Clears throat*

Travis: MY faethiieee- UGH!!!!!

Travis: DICKWEED!!!! killed my mom when I was young. I fight dickweed. Because he is a dickweed. Dickweed was the person who my mom banged before having me. I come from...dickweed. He is my Fword you know the one.

That one.

Yeah.

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Irene and some lucky guy in mcd

Guy who's been talking about his feelings with irene for about 10 minutes : Have you........ ever been with any other human?

Irene: Dude lemme hear this out right now, I've sucked ALOT of dick over the years-