A Shalashaska christmas with Aaron lycan
Aaron : * Hides behind a table and uses it as a shield as a barage of flipflops come flying at his direction*
Zach: *Is also behind the table* HEY GET YOUR OWN HIDING PLACE THIS IS MINE
*Suddenly a flipflop crashes THROUGH THE GOD DAMN TABLE & LODGES ITSELF into the floor inbetween Aaron & Zach. It has a note attached to it*
Aaron: *Picks up la chancla and tries to read the note* Ugh...it's in spanish I can't read it
*Hands the flipflop to Zach
Zach: *Looks at the note* THIS IS RUSSION YOU DUMB-*Then his eyes widen in shock and fear as he panics while holding the flipflop*
Aaron: What's the matter? It's just a flipflop?
Zach: LISTEN YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT THAT WOMAN IS CAPABLE OF
* throws the flipflop out the window*
The flipflop: *Starts beeping loudly before it explodes in the streets* *It also broke the glass in the window....a perfect window break so perfect that it'd be enough to make any werewolf cry. if they were into that sorta thing. *
In the background you hear Sylvanna yell : DARNIT I MISSED