#incorrect mcsm quotes

[scrabbleknight]

(Jesse and Petra just finished an amazing adventure)

Jesse: Wow! That was crazy! What a crazy adventure that was, huh Petra?

Petra: I want you.

Jesse: 😐

[minecraft-otter]

Minecraft Story Mode Incorrect Quotes but it's the old Order of the Stone bc I love them

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Soren: Do you ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other every time you get a chance?

Magnus: No.

Ellegaard: No.

Soren, defeated: Didn't think so...

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Ellegaard, to Magnus: You have room temperature IQ.

Magnus: What's room temperature IQ?

Ivor: 73°.

Magnus: Oh, okay.

Magnus: How much is that in IQ?

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2am, Temple of the Order

Ivor, cut up and covered in feathers: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DO NOT like it.

Soren, exausted: ...What happened?

Ivor: I made a VERY bad mistake.

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Gabriel: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.

Magnus: All I drank was potion bases!!!

Gabriel: How many?

Magnus: Eighteen...

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In the Nether

Gabriel, trying to warn about the location of an enemy: To the left!

Magnus: Take it back now y'all!

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Gabriel: Breathe, just breathe.

Magnus: I’ve done nothing with my life! I’m a failure!

Ivor: Awww, that never bothered you before.

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Ellegaard: Ha! Don't you know the trappers trap can trap the trapper?

Ellegaard: I must be losing it, I'm quoting Magnus.

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Ivor: Well, you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why.

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11pm, Temple of the Order

Gabriel: We might have gotten into a bar slight bar fight in a nearby village...

Ivor: Well, that was entirely predictable.

Gabriel: One of them punched an iron golem...

Ivor: Magnus?

Gabriel: Ellegaard, actually...

Ivor: Oh, that was going to be my second guess.

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Ellegaard: If you think I’m playing favorites, you’re wrong. I love all of you equally!

Ellegaard, earlier: I don’t care for Magnus.

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Magnus: Damn Ellie, are you secretly cool?

Ellegaard: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool.

Magnus, leaving the room: I do not.

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Ellegaard: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Soren: It isn’t smirking at anyone. They’re all just imagining it.

Gabriel: Three of us saw it, Soren. How do you explain that?

Soren: *points at Ivor* Sleep deprivation. *points at Gabriel* Paranoia. *points at Magnus* Various concussions.

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I'm slaying so hard rn

[incorrect-mcsm-and-other-stuff]

Jesse: I think that Xara might be upset with you.

Romeo: What makes you say that?

Jesse: She gave me this note...

Romeo: ...

Romeo: "Dear Romeo. I hope this letter finds you before I do."

[lukesse]

lukas: im going to fucking kill someone

jesse: ?????? don’t curse around radar

lukas: i just said “kill” wdym

[romeothebigredtwink]

(M) Jesse: Lukas and I don't have pet names for each other.

Petra: Yeah, sure. Hey Jesse, what do Bees make?

(M) Jesse: Honey?

Lukas, poking his head into the room: Yes, dear?

(M) Jesse: ...

Petra: Don't ever lie to my face ever again.

[wholesome-incorrect-mcsm]

Jesse, shifting two inches to the left:

Jesse's shoulder: *crack*

Ivor, across the room: Good god!

[mcsm-incorrect-quotes]

Radar: what are the hardest things to say?

Axel: I was wrong.

Petra: I need help.

Jesse: Worcestershire sauce.

Olivia: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

[fangirl-screaming]

Lukas, pulling a blue lightsaber out of his jacket: All women are queens!

Aiden, swinging his red lightsaber: If she breathes... SHE'S A THOOOOT!

*epic battle as Dragonborn plays in the background*