Wholesome(Ish) Incorrect MCSM

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"You leave my loud-a$$ bones out of this"

- Xara

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Aiden: I want him to roll over this hoe like she's a Pillsbury dough.

Lukas: Well they're nonbinary.

Aiden: Does it look like I care?? You can roll over a hoe in a nonsexual way. Like for instance, a tractor.

Lukas: Okay, but pronouns are not she/her.

Maya: They are goated with they/them pronouns (not with the sauce, though.)

Lukas: I am all for bashing this person, but let's respect the pronoun usage.

Aiden: Oh, my bad.

Aiden: THIS NONBINARY HOE

Lukas: fhdksal;fdsa;

Aiden: CAN GET PILLSBURY ROLLED

Aiden: bY MY BIG GREEN TRACTOR

Gill: You own a tractor? Damn, Aiden, you've been holding out on us.

Aiden: A green one.

Lukas: Even worse. I can't believe you hid this secret from us you are breaking apart this family.

Aiden: Sowwy I'll let you ride it if you forgive me :(((? It's pretty run down and gets shy.

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Jesse: Holy heck, the roads. So many cars are stuck already.

Axel: Not me and Olivia dabbing, nei neing in the back seat.

Jesse: It reached us, we suddenly cleared a standstill and are nearly at the highway.

*a few hours later*

Jesse: The first officer called in sick. Not cancelled yet.

Olivia: Oof

Jesse: Quick, start dabbing again.

Axel: *rushed dabs*

*shortly after*

Jesse: Once again, the dabbing worked, I am on the plane.

Axel: OH LAWD YES

[arizaluca]

for some reason every time i draw i forget to post it here

anyway have somewhat more realistic mevia

[arizaluca]

I still think this is the funniest thing I've ever made.

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It took me a few days to make this click in my head-- but this is literally an incorrect quote that I would make. There is no reason for me not to reblog this.

[arizaluca]

I was so tired when I ended up posting this on Saturday so a better description would be: I made an animation of Ivor (specifically ninja Ivor) doing a fight! Synced it up to some music too so I really liked the final result.

[arizaluca]

I was so tired when I ended up posting this on Saturday so a better description would be: I made an animation of Ivor (specifically ninja Ivor) doing a fight! Synced it up to some music too so I really liked the final result.

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HIIIIIII!!! I just wanna say- I LOVE YOUR MINECRAFT STORY MODE ART! I really wish you could make more but I get it if you lost your motivation to that game, a lot to artists say that now-.

Oh...um, thank you, anon, I appreciate your enthusiasm, but was this sent to the right blog? I don't really make fanart (I’d love to, but I can't draw worth a dime) so I'm unsure as to where you got the impression that I do.

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*waves gently at the anon*

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Sammy never does show up in MCSM. Ever.

So she has no canon appearance. Or orientation.

Thus today my TED talk will be about why I think Sammy is a punk rock buff lesbian who customizes all of her clothes and deeply enjoys wearing clothes that do not match her friends' clothes at all. In the first part of my TED talk I will

Reblogs are okay, reposts are not!

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Sammy never does show up in MCSM. Ever.

So she has no canon appearance. Or orientation.

Thus today my TED talk will be about why I think Sammy is a punk rock buff lesbian who customizes all of her clothes and deeply enjoys wearing clothes that do not match her friends' clothes at all. In the first part of my TED talk I will

Reblogs are okay, reposts are not!

[astralautumngames]

August Update

Hello! Long time no see.

I've made progress on Gill's route, and the writing for Gill's route is (finally) almost done, clocking in at over 90k words!

I will probably begin working on Lukas's route next, and wrap up with Axel's route afterwards, before moving onto all the girls.

Hopefully, now that my motivation and time has increased, I will be able to wrap up all the writing within the year.

Fingers crossed!

[arizaluca]

Discreet Pride Jesse Charms

Sometimes, you want to show off your love of Minecraft: Story Mode and also your pride without being too obvious. If that's the case, these.

The charms have arrived, and they look... really good actually haha.

The charms are $7.50 for a normal one and 9 dollars for a holographic one! Please consider buying one if you want to show off your pride and love of MCSM in a very discreet way.

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I think Romeo would rock an evening gown.

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Aiden: Fondly remembering the time Gill paid me $10.27 for ice cream but forgot to hit the "." in venmo and paid me 1027 dollars.

Gill: I had to call Isa and tell her everything was okay.

Lukas: The most expensive ice cream ever.

Maya: Ice cream... but at what cost...

Jesse: 1027 dollars probably.

Maya: That ice cream better be gold-flavored then.

Jesse: Gold flakes and truffle ice cream.

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Romeo: How British people shower:

Romeo: Same as you, you bloody idiot! First you turn on the water... then you get the tea bags and--

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Romeo: How British people shower:

Romeo: Same as you, you bloody idiot! First you turn on the water... then you get the tea bags and--

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Jesse, shifting two inches to the left:

Jesse's shoulder: *crack*

Ivor, across the room: Good god!