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Misfits

Nathan: Quick! I need fifty quid!

Simon: *hands him £50*

Nathan: ...You're not even gonna question it, huh?

Simon: I've given up a long time ago

“My goals for 2020 it to drop all my passive aggressive bullshit. That's right, next year I'm getting straight up aggressive. Good luck, fuckers.”

-SwaggerSouls

Mason, working at a haunted house: I like to kill people!

RaccoonEggs: I like to die!

fitz, walking with swagger and toby in a store: I wonder why everyone always thinks me and swagger are gay whenever we go anywhere.

swags: yeah, i really don't get it.

toby, furiously gesturing at their hands: YOU GUYS ARE LITERALLY HOLDING HANDS!

Fitz: Hey, can I get a sip of that water?

Swagger: It’s not water.

Fitz: Vodka! I like your style-

Swagger: It’s vinegar.

Fitz: …Wha-

Swagger: It’s vinegar, pussy.

Robber: *points gun at Mason, Fitz & Matt*

Robber: give me all of your money if you want to live!

Mason: bold of you to assume i want to live

Matt: bold of you to assume i have money

Fitz, getting shot: guys, now is not the time-

Swagger: I'm this close to having a melt down.

Fitz: Your fingers are touching.

Swagger:

Fitz, concerned: Swagger?

Swagger: ;-;

Toby: It’s so important, even in the darkest of moments, to maintain an adequate level of horniness

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