#incorrect gbg

[incorrectmisfits]

Robber: *points gun at Mason, Fitz & Matt*

Robber: give me all of your money if you want to live!

Mason: bold of you to assume i want to live

Matt: bold of you to assume i have money

Fitz, getting shot: guys, now is not the time-

[amazingsam9]

Goodguyfitz: that guy really hates us, John.

Johnontheradio: maybe he’s homophobic.

Fitz: but we’re not gay.

John: we’re not?

[incorrectmisfits]

Jaren: Oh fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!

Fitz, crying: PLEASE JUST SAY FUCK-

[amazingsam9]

Anyone: *any joke ever*

Kryoz: I

Kryoz: I like cum

Kryoz: I’m cumming

Kryoz: cum

[incorrectmisfits]

Mason: What’s up? I’m back.

Jay: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead.

Mason: Death is a social construct.

[amazingsam9]

Fitz: Do whatever the hell you want and no one’s going to be able to stop you. Don’t let your only life be dull. Life is short

Fitz: like swagger

[incorrectmisfits]

Carson: Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium.

Ezra, covered in ink: Maybe the squid was being a dick.

[incorrectmisfits]

Smii7y: Netflix lied to me.

Smii7y: I never see bad boys protecting stray kittens, revealing to me their soft side.

Smii7y: It’s always me picking up the kittens.

Smii7y:

Smii7y: Maybe I’m the bad boy