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Runaan: Tiadrin put me in charge, so I'm the leader and you'll refer to me as such.

Lil Rayla: Ok, Such.

Runaan out loud: little blade

Runaan internally: my little moonflower baby girl child baby

Runaan: hears Callum call for his dad, the king

Runaan: omg this job suuuucks UGH

Runaan: *puts birthday hat on a horn* It's gonna be May.

Callum: You should treat humans the way you want to be treated!

Runaan: But I already kill them without hesitation.

Ethari: covers Callum's ears, shakes head

Rayla, 7 minutes after freeing Runaan: Can we talk about the shadowhawk that you just sent to the Silvergrove?

Runaan: It was a critical update.

Rayla: It just says "I’m back on my bullshit."

Runaan: The village needs to know.

Runaan: Before I begin training you, do you have any fears? Like arachnophobia or something?

Rayla: Of course not, I'm just fine with spiders getting married

Runaan:

Runaan: what

Runaan: I just want to hear those three little words.

Rayla: I love you.

Runaan: Try again.

Rayla, grumbling: I will behave.

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