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[beautifulterriblequeen]

Runaan: ...he turned to me, and he squawked

Ezran: I'm sorry, what?

Runaan: He squawked. Y'know... *squawk noises*

Ezran: Your accent is terrible and also Pip would never say that

[ask-ethari-anything]

Rayla, holding a hairbrush: Ethari, can you teach Callum how to braid my hair?

Ethari: I'd love to, moonberry. Just sit right here and- Callum, are you paying attention?

Callum: Is... Is Runaan... happy crying?

Ethari: House Rule #16: If you ever see Runaan crying into his ponytail, no you didn't. He thinks if he can't see you, you can't see him.

[ask-runaan-anything]

Janai: Such a cute couple! How long have you been married?

Ethari: 15 years

Runaan: No?? It's 13??

Janai: I'm sorry, I thought you were together!

Ethari, aggressively holding Runaan's hand: We are! I've been married to him for 15 years, and he's been married to me for 13.

Janai: ???

Rayla: Moonshadow math was my least favorite subject.

[classy-disaster]

Soren, giving Team Zym a pep talk: Sometimes clouds have two sides, a dark and light and a silver lining in between. It's like a silver sandwich. So, when life seems hard, take a bite out of the silver sandwich. :D

[isthisareablog]

Soren: A girl is interested in me and I'm not going to ignore it!

Corvus: Soren, I want you

Soren: You want me to what?

Corvus: I… um…

Soren: Forgot what you were going to say? Happens to me all the time…

Soren: Well, I'm off!!

[alluraswifey]

Rayla: *Finds a stray cat* Can we keep it?

Ethari: We can’t Runaan is allergic.

Rayla: He can sleep outside.

[evil-mage]

Conrad and Esmeralda’s first meeting:

Conrad: Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh?

Esmeralda: How much?

Conrad: Enough to break the ice.

[0multifandomweirdo0]

Soren; So, any news?

Doctor; Not yet. We're waiting for your x-ray

Soren; I've never dated anyone named Ray

Doctor;

Soren;

Doctor; We need brain scan as well