#incorrect noir

[incorrect-underrated-groups]

Minhyuk: do you have a match?

Siha: you don’t smoke

Minhyuk: no, I’m going to set myself on fire

[noir-appreciation-time]

Minhyuk: You don’t have to spray that pan, it’s nonstick

Siha: You know, I forgot that after ALL THE TIMES I HAVE STUCK THINGS TO IT

[incorrect-underrated-groups]

Seunghoon: you look familiar haven’t I fired you before?

[incorrect-underrated-groups]

Dawon, skidding into the room: hyung!

Sihyeon: I’m in the middle of a vlive what do you-

Dawon: you know, when you blow out your mouth like “haaah” you get warm breath, but if you blow out like “whoooh” you get cold air!

Sihyeon: please leave

[incorrect-underrated-groups]

Siha: don’t be such gloomy gusses, look at the size of these shrimp!

[noir-appreciation-time]

Minhyuk: Lactose intolerant people don’t exist

Seunghoon: So Hoyeon’s just been lying to us this whole time?

Minhyuk: Yes

Seunghoon: You’re saying he drinks milk in secret. He has a secret milk stash

Minhyuk: Also yes

[incorrect-underrated-groups]

Siha: Seunghoon what does bdsm stand for?

Seunghoon: it’s b-

Minhyuk: BiBle DisCussion and study meeting

[noir-appreciation-time]

Siha: Hey, this year’s gym class is better already. We don’t have to ask anyone to stop twerking!

Hoyeon: Do I even want to know?

Siheon, having flashbacks: No