#source: murphy brown

[incorrectprodigalsonquotes]

Dani: Bright, if you don't shut up, I'm gonna slap you.

Malcolm: Go ahead, I'd probably like it.

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Geoffrey: Reid, if you don't shut up, I'm gonna smack you.

Jonathan: Go ahead, I'd probably like it.

[incorrect-underrated-groups]

Seunghoon: you look familiar haven’t I fired you before?

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Cloakie: One word to anybody that you saw that tender, vulnerable side of me, and I'll rip out your lungs and wear them as a hat.

[incorrectmetalfightbeyblade]

Ryuga: Doji, I thought we had a mutual understanding that if you ever came back here I would be within my rights to kill you.

[incorrectpowerrangersquotes]

Dr. Oliver: Who in here has been part of an actual fistfight?

*Conner and Kira raise their hands*

Dr. Oliver: I meant this year.

*Conner and Kira keep their hands up*

Dr. Oliver: This week.

*Conner and Kira sigh and keep them up*

[cruger2984]

Horikawa: Who in here has been part of an actual fistfight?

Izuminokami and Mutsunokami: (raise hands)

Horikawa: I mean’t this year.

Izuminokami and Mutsunokami: (keeping their hands up)

Horikawa: This week.

Izuminokami and Mutsunokami: (sighs and keeping their hands up)

[incorrectpeanutsquotes]

Charlie Brown: Wait a minute, why are we talking about you? We’re supposed to be talking about me!

Lucy: I can’t help it, Charlie Brown. I find myself more interesting than anyone else.