#incorrect nuest quotes

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Jonghyun: I wish you could block people in real life.

Baekho: Restraining order.

Minhyun: Murder.

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Minhyun: Are you okay?

Jonghyun: [hurriedly pushing his intestines back into his body]

Jonghyun: Yeah, why did you ask?

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Baekho: Ooh, a friendship bracelet! And it’s silver! It’s a little tight though…

Cop: Sir, you’re under arrest

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Aron: Did you eat?

Ren: Did you eat?

Aron: Are you copying me?

Ren: Are you copying me?

Aron: I love you.

Ren: Yeah, I ate already.

Aron:

Ren:

Aron: :(

Ren: *sighs*

Ren: *whispers* I love you too.

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Ren: I love my girls like I like my coffee.

Baekho: I thought you don’t like coffee?

Ren: Exactly.

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Minhyun: Did it hurt when you fell?

Jonghyun: From heaven?

Minhyun: No. Walking in. I saw you fall over your own feet then sort of lie there for a bit, reevaluating your life.

Jonghyun:

Aron: We all saw.

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Jonghyun: So what type of girls do you like?

Aron: Oh you know… Cute eyes, bow-shaped lips, slender figure, silky brown hair -

Jonghyun: So Ren in a wig

Aron: Bingo

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Dongho: What are your goals?

Minki: To pet all the dogs.

Dongho: No, fitness goals.

Minki: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.