who said what?

i stan 5 dorks

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at the end of the day, i'll still choose you. over and over and over again.

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Jonghyun: I wish you could block people in real life.

Baekho: Restraining order.

Minhyun: Murder.

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Minhyun: Are you okay?

Jonghyun: [hurriedly pushing his intestines back into his body]

Jonghyun: Yeah, why did you ask?

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Baekho: Ooh, a friendship bracelet! And it’s silver! It’s a little tight though…

Cop: Sir, you’re under arrest

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Aron: Did you eat?

Ren: Did you eat?

Aron: Are you copying me?

Ren: Are you copying me?

Aron: I love you.

Ren: Yeah, I ate already.

Aron:

Ren:

Aron: :(

Ren: *sighs*

Ren: *whispers* I love you too.

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Minhyun: This literally tastes like dirt

JR: How do you know what dirt tastes like?

Minhyun:

JR:

Minhyun:

JR: MINHYUN

Minhyun: it waS ONE TIME

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Ren, working at a fast food job: Would you like a Hot Wheels or a Barbie toy?

Customer: Uh... he's a boy.

Ren: Congratulations! D you want a Hot Wheels or a Barbie toy?

Customer: I want a boy toy.

Ren: Aha, don't we all...

Customer:

Ren:

Ren: So do you want a Hot Wheels or a Barbie toy? You have to pick one.

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Jonghyun: Why is there blood everywhere?!?!

Ren: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.

Jonghyun: yOU STABBED SOMEONE?!?!?!

Ren: No no, aggressively poked them with a knife.

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Aron: Eating raw chicken gives you salmonella, but eating raw salmon doesn't give you chickenella

Jonghyun: Can we just eat in peace? Can we please just eat in peace?

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Jonghyun: Can you get us a table while I find a parking space?

Baekho: Okay.

Baekho, five minutes later, running from the restaurant carrying a table in his arms: JONGHYUN START THE CAR

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Aron: Well, we already know we’re going to hell.

Minhyun: Yeah, so at this point, it’s really go hard or go home.

Interviewer:

Interviewer: Uh, that’s not what I asked, but good to know??

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note: jr's pov

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The new plan is: No plan. We wing it! Probably won’t work, but I said it with a lot of confidence.

- Hwang Minhyun

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How JR became the leader of Nu'est

Pledis CEO: Aron, you’re in charge of your new group.

Aron: Alright, I’m your guy.

Pledis CEO: Don’t do anything stupid

Aron: Okay, I’m kinda your guy

Pledis CEO: And keep the other members out of trouble.

Aron: You need another guy

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am I accurate lmao