#incorrect obp

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Under the sea

Perle: "Oh look, Dejean. There's a group of octopae."

Dejean: o_o "A group of what?"

Perle: "Octopae."

Dejean: "What, you mean octopuses?"

Simone: "They mean octopi."

Murielle: "You both mean octopodes."

Dejean: "We are not having this argument again, let alone with a Player 4."

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Simone: Dejean, how do you want your coffee?

Dejean: I like my coffee as dark and bitter as my soul.

Simone: Okay, so white chocolate mocha.

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Perle, pulling back the shower curtain: Are we—stop screaming, Dejean, it’s just me—are we out of fish?

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[Before Simone and Murielle got together]:

Dejean: Just go tell Simone that she’s cute. What’s the worst that could happen?

Murielle: She could hear me.

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Murielle: I was lightly stabbed Simone: You were stabbed?? Murielle: LIGHTLY stabbed

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Simone: “When did you learn to talk?” Perle: “I’ve always known how to talk.” Simone: “No, I mean in English.” Perle: “Oh. Well, I was just thinking; sign language is wonderful and all but what if I want to tell Dejean he’s wonderful and strangle Kian at the same time? Or tell Kian she sucks while I’m punching her in the stomach?” Simone: “Those are very good reasons.”

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Murielle: Is there a word that’s a mix between mad and sad?

Simone: Malcontent, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.

Dejean: Smad.

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Dejean: Remember that time you dared me to lick that swing set? 

Simone: No, I said, “Dejean, don’t lick the swing set,” and you said, “Don’t tell me what to do, Simone,” and then you licked the swing set.