#incorrect panem

[sixescrow]

kaiden: I hate you.

cain in his head out loud: enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words.

[sixescrow]

cain: how long are we gunna stand here let him do that?

kaiden: just give him a minute

eikko: [pushing on a door that clearly says pull]

[sixescrow]

azure: we have fun, don’t we?

vik: I have never been so stressed out in my entire life.

[sixescrow]

vik: what’s the movie, where they bring that monster to life and then have to destroy it?

kaiden: frankenstein

azure: frosty the snowman

[sixescrow]

eikko: this was your idea—this is your fault.

kaiden: you know how impulsive I am. it’s your fault for not stopping me.

[sixescrow]

eikko [into phone]: nine-one-one, whats your emergency?

...

eikko: what do you mean you’re being murdered? that’s illegal. people can’t do that. *hangs up*

[sixescrow]

kaiden: i’m so tired

cassian: me too

cassian: we should sleep together

[sixescrow]

cain: punch me in the face.

kaiden: punch you?

cain: yes. punch me in the face. didn’t you hear me?

kaiden: I always hear ‘punch me in the face’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.