Jul 5, 2019
Vik: there should be another word for water.
Eikko: no bones ice.
Cain: ocean sauce.
Metias: earth juice.
Vik:
Vik: what the fuck?
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Vik: there should be another word for water.
Eikko: no bones ice.
Cain: ocean sauce.
Metias: earth juice.
Vik:
Vik: what the fuck?
Somewhere in D13
Kora: [sleepover voice] are u awake
Eikko: [sleepover reply voice] yeah
Azure: [regrettable sleepover invitee voice] YOU GUYS SHHH
Metias: [confused sleepover reply voice] what is the meaning of life
Vik: [annoyed sleepover voice] dude shut up
Kaiden: [sleepover host voice] you guys be quiet my mom’s gonna hear us
Cain: [unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs?
cain: how long are we gunna stand here let him do that?
kaiden: just give him a minute
eikko: [pushing on a door that clearly says pull]
vik: i’ve been planning this for three months. you’ve all been given a specific role and a codename. kora, you are the dagger. azure: the hammer. eikko: the hall monitor.
eikko: yeah! suck it.
vik: cassian and ronnie, i’m just going to call you your real names so you don’t get confused.
cassian: smart.
ronnie: huh?
vik: and kaiden, as requested, you will be the deuce. although i still think you should reconsider that codename.
kaiden: nope. deuce. it’s like ace but twice as cool.
vik: it is not. it’s a turd.
vik: why is it, when something drunk and disastrous happens, it’s always you four?
azure: (covered in glitter and wearing sunglasses indoors)
lexus: (sporting a hickey the size of planet earth on her left boob)
cassian: (with a split lip and a shiner)
eikko: (covered in pancake batter)
The Rebels As Creed Quotes
Kora: just pretend like we’re talking until the cops leave.
Cassian: if i can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about?
Vik: cool beans, man. i live by the quarry. we should hang out and throw things down there.
Metias: not bad for a day in the life of a dog food company.
Eikko: i’ve been involved in a number of cults. both as a leader and a follower.
Ronnie: you should see how many supplies i’ve taken from this place. honestly, i love stealing.
Amira: the taliban is the worst... great heroin though.
Tempest: what’s a text?
Kaiden: au natural, baby. that’s how i like em. swing low, sweet chariots.
Cain: the only difference between me and a homeless man is this job.
Azure: i made love to many, many women, often in the outdoors in the mud and rain. it’s possible a man may have slipped in there. there’s no way of knowing.
ziggy: you guys had sex.
kora: no we didn’t!
ziggy: yes, you did! I can tell by eikko’s hair. [to eikko] you’re so lazy! can’t you get on top one time?
Eikko: i just realized that the five stages of grief — denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance — spell out DABDA and i feel this is very important information
Cassian:
Eikko: sometimes you just have to DAB DA grief away.
Cassian: never fucking speak to me ever again.