#incorrect percabeth

[kazoosandfannypacks]

Percy: You've been stalking me? Annabeth: You call it stalking, I call it lovingly lurking in the shadows.

[kazoosandfannypacks]

Percy: *flirts* Annabeth, sacrastic: Oh yeah, you're real smooth. Percy: I don't know what you're talking about. Smooth is my middle name, wise girl. Annabeth: Seaweed Smooth Brain? Percy: ... Percy: Yeah I walked into that one

[percabethlovebot]

Percy: Did you have to stab him?

Nico: You weren't there. You didn't hear what he said to me.

Percy: What did he say?

Nico: What are you gonna do? Stab me?

Percy:

Annabeth, nodding: That's fair.

[remusfinglupin]

Percy: Do you guys know where I can get one of those necklaces with a T on it?

Annabeth: That’s a cross.

Percy: Across from where?

[aficionadoenthusiast]

Annabeth: I don't like to throw around the word "butthead" too often. If you call everybody a butthead, then it kind of loses its impact. But I can say without hesitation that Hera is being a real dick.

[aficionadoenthusiast]

Percy: I guess you're right.

Annabeth: You guess I'm right? When we stayed at that bed and breakfast, you wouldn't have sex with me because you thought a deer was staring through the window.

Percy: What kind of a sick bastard wants to do it in front of a deer?

[sparklezfallsinlovewithbooks]

percy, smitten and in love: you have beautiful eyes.  annabeth, smiling: thanks, they don’t work :)

[aficionadoenthusiast]

annabeth: i bet he's thinking about the prophecy foretelling his death

percy: *thinking about how he's finally taller than annabeth*