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Damours: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Lucy: An optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel.

Fairfax: A realist sees the oncoming stagecoach.

Marchmain: The coach driver sees three idiots standing in the way.

Montfort: Has anyone seen my top?

Malv: Yeah Carnet’s by the blacksmith’s.

//Odette yawns

Warci: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.

Odette: Then you must be exhausted.

Montaigu: Shut up some of us are lonely.

Bosanquet: Stressed.

Ville: Depressed.

Montfort: Possessed.

Bele: Obsessed.

Ferrieres: Impressed.

Carnet: Chicken breast.

Ferrieres: What?

Carnet: I wanted to join in.

Pip: Oh no. You don’t want me. I’m a handful

Guyot: I have two hands.

Fribois: What does “take out” mean?

Tournebut: Food.

Bertie: Dating.

Margas: Murder.

Siggy: It can be all three if you’re bold enough.

Guyot: So what’s Pip’s type?

Ville: Tall, kind, strong moral compass, oblivious, hardworking, can tie at least twenty different knots…

Guyot: Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we’re just friends.

Ville: Did I mention oblivious?

Guyot: Yeah, why?

Ville: Just making sure.

Verdun, super drunk and pointing at Damours: That’s my boyfriend, suckers!

Montfort: That’s your husband.

Verdun: HA! Even better!

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