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Margas 💙

5-18-2025

[just-placebo-estate-things]

Fribois: What does “take out” mean?

Tournebut: Food.

Bertie: Dating.

Margas: Murder.

Siggy: It can be all three if you’re bold enough.

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Ville: Words ending in “ie” just sound adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie…

Warci: Eyyyy homie!

Montfort: But then there’s cootie.

Margas: You’re forgetting “die.”

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Fontemai: Margas, I want you to keep an eye out fer Warci. He’s gonna say somethin’ to the wrong person and get punched.

Margas: Okay. I would enjoy seeing Warci get punched.

Fontemai: Try again.

Margas, resigned: I will stop Warci from getting punched.

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Malv: I wish you could block people in real life.

Loges: A restraining order.

Margas: Murder.

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Bele: Don’t you ever wanna talk about your emotions, Margas?

Margas: No.

Lucy: I do!

Bele: I know, Lucy.

Lucy: I’m sad.

Bele: I know, Lucy.

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Reynauld: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Bele: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Pip: I got distracted about halfway through.

Margas: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Pip: What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises? It becomes daytrogen!!

Margas: I’m going to bed.

Reynauld: Good nitrogen

Wissant: Sleep tightrogen

Lucy: Don’t let the bedbugs bitrogen!