#incorrect pokespe

[box-of-teenage-souls]

Sapphire: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Ruby: Not if they consent to it.

Emerald: Depends who you're stabbing.

Wally: YES?!?

[violetpink]

Blue(F): Oh, so when a Murkrow remembers people who wronged them and holds grudges, it’s “intelligent” and “really cool” but when I do it I’m “petty” and “need to let it go.”

[milqtea]

green: you're making me claustrophobic

gold: what does claustrophobic mean?

red: it means he's afraid of santa claus

green: no it doesn't!

gold: HO HO HO

red: stop it gold! you're scaring him!

[phantomlordreshiram]

Pokespe Black stuck in the light stone be like:

DARKNESS IMPRISONING ME, ALL THAT I SEE, ABSOLUTE HORROR, I CANNOT LIVE, I CANNOT DIE, TRAPPED IN MYSELF, BODY MY HOLDING CELL

[box-of-teenage-souls]

Cheren: Why are Black and White sitting with their backs to each other?

Bianca: They had a fight.

Cheren: Then why are they holding hands?

Bianca: They get sad when they fight.

[box-of-teenage-souls]

Silver: What does 'takeout' mean?

Crystal: Food

Blue(f): Dating

Green(m): Murder

Gold: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD!!

[box-of-teenage-souls]

Emerald: Can you guys just try to see this from my perspective?

Sapphire: *kneels*

Ruby: *crouches down*

Wally: *sits criss-cross*

Emerald:

Emerald: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, assholes.

[box-of-teenage-souls]

Blue(f): Hey, are you free on Friday? Like, around 8pm?

Green(m): ...yes?

Blue: What about you?

Red: Yeah, I am

Blue: Great! Because I'm not. You two go on without me. Enjoy your date!

Red: *surprised Pikachu face*

Green: ...Did she just-