#incorrect pokemon

[rainbowrocketquotes]

Guzma, walking into a meeting in progress: Hey, I hate to be that guy, but I have a question.

Giovanni: We're kind of in the middle of something, but fine.

Guzma: Mewtwo is making soup in our kitchen.

Giovanni:

Giovanni: That's not a question.

[verycorrectpokemon]

Cynthia: The only crypto I care about is cryptozoology

[shigerussato]

my fav trio that never had any screen time . . .

[existential-bisis]

Ash: Am I right, Brock?

Brock: I’m almost certain you’re not, but to be fair I wasn’t listening

[incorrect-legendary-quotes]

Hoopa: *enters their own password* I'm in.

[shadow-coolness]

*After hearing Lillies story*

Ash: Wow thats…wow. Okay. Got it.

Lillie: Im surprised you believe me.

Ash: A few years back i met an Onix made out of crystal. Some things you just roll with.

[starry-primrose]

Irida: Adaman asked me how I manage the kids so easily.  The truth is:

Irida: I DON'T.  I have no control over them whatsoever.

Irida: This morning, Rei called my name, and when I looked up from my book, Akari threw a Pokeball in my face.

[pokeprism14]

Laventon: Sometimes facing your fears head on is the best way to realize they aren’t actually scary.

You: Yeah I totally agree. Like when I climbed Mount Coronet during a lighting storm and demanded to be struck by lightning. I didn’t get hurt at all and now I’m not even scared of God anymore.

Laventon: That is… that is not what I meant.

Volo: YOU DID WHAT???