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Crimson: I wonder what wretched act my enemy is planning next.

Monarch, in a drivethrough: can i have uhhhh a fuckimgn beesechurger

Prez: What did you have for dinner?

Monarch: Salad.

Monarch: That had grapes in it.

Prez: You had grapes for dinner.

Monarch: Yes.

Monarch: Actually I drank grapes.

Monarch: And they were fermented.

Prez:

Monarch: Wine. I had wine for dinner, Prez.

Monarch: Basic manners. Let's try this again. Here's your coffee, Crimson. Now what do you say in return?

Crimson: Fuck you?

Monarch: No.

Comic: Why is there a chocolate bar in the oven?? You could've burned down the entire base.

Diplomat: You asked for hot chocolate!

Comic: Dip, I swear to--

hi, i'm in my project wingman hyperfixation and i found your incorrect quotes, more specifically the coffee one with monarch and crimson

then i saw the comment on it and it got my brain thinking

thank you for being most of the content i funnel into my brain

Hi! I'm glad you enjoyed my project wingman scheissepostings. I noticed there weren't many of them in tumblr so I decided to make some myself

Hope you enjoyed my shenanigans :)

Crimson at Monarch: Bullying you isn't enough I need to throw tomatoes at you like you're a medieval criminal

Crimson 1: Oh? You're approaching me?

Prez: can't drop an unguided bomb on you if you're all the way over there.

Monarch: *nods silently in agreement*

Crimson 1, thinking there's no way they can actually hit: Well then, come as close as you'd like!

Crimson 1's plane: *exploding noises*

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