#incorrect queen chat

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Roger: I put the bi in bitter

Brian:

Deacy:

Freddie: ayyyyyy

Roger: ayyyyyyyy

Brian: THATS the way you wanna come out?

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Deacy: Roger, can we go out for ice cream?

Roger: did you ask Freddie?

Deacy: Fred said no

Roger: then why are you asking me?

Deacy: because he’s not the boss of you

Roger: …

Roger: this is a trap, this is a trap

Roger: *hitting his head against Brian* this is a trap

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Roger: I don’t really have any friends

Deaky: bold words for someone within hugging range

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Roger: *playing someone’s guitar out of tune*

John: hey, do you take requests?

Roger: sure

Freddie: stop, please.

Freddie: that’s all I ask, darling

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Freddie Mercury: how do I determine the gender of my nipples?

Brian May and John Deacon: what the fuc-

Roger Taylor: what a fucking excellent question

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Roger: do you remember when I had a crush on you?

Roger: that was embarrassing

Brian: Rog, love, we’re married

Roger: still

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Freddie: John learned a bad word today

Roger: where the fuck did he learn that?

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Freddie: *drunk, at a party, playing truth or dare* I dare you to kiss the prettiest girl in the room.

Freddie: notice I said “girl” and not “person” because, let’s be real, I out pretty ALL of you