#incorrect ranger's apprentice

[ifeelsotiredbuticantsleep]

Halt, talking to some Baron : with all due respect, which is none

[loving-jack-kelly]

Horace: This is going to be hard.

Halt: That's what she said

Horace: That's what who said?

Halt:

Halt:...Pauline?

[the-thursday]

Pritchard: You ever wanna talk about your feelings, Halt?

Halt: No.

Crowley: I do!

Pritchard: I know, Crowley...

Crowley: I am sad.

Pritchard: I know Crowley.

[redrose-arrow]

Halt: The glass is half empty.

Crowley: I think the glass is half full.

Halt: I think you’re full of shit

[the-thursday]

Leander: Nothing in life is free.

Cassandra: Love is free.

Will: Adventure is free.

Malcolm: Knowledge is free.

Halt: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

[the-thursday]

Will: I wish I could block people in real life.

Crowley: Restraining order.

Halt: Murder.

[the-thursday]

Halt: What the hell is wrong with you?

Crowley: You can start with a 'Good morning'.

Halt: Good morning. What the hell is wrong with you?

[the-thursday]

Gilan: Halt, why good people die young?

Halt: When you're in the garden, which flowers do you pick?

Gilan: The ugly ones.

Halt: Exact- Wait, what? Why?

Gilan: Because ugly bitches don't belong in my garden.