Ranger’s Apprentice.

that’s it. that’s the blog. also my entire personality. || they/she || yes i’m probably that person from the RA insta / tiktok posts you saw

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Ranger’s Apprentice Valentine’s Day Cards💚

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“i thought u left the RA community!!!”

uh, well, as long as Cassandra isn’t queen, i’m not going anywhere 😤😤

(yes this is a threat)

[cerealistlover]

oh thank god i always thought i was the outlier for disliking the royal ranger,, like i dnf-ed the 2nd book i just couldn’t get thru it ☹️

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oh no we need to get one thing clear

i'm biggest the royal ranger stand you'll ever meet

doesn't mean i don't hate the lack of crown on cassandra's head

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haven't been on tumblr for ages, but would like to confirm that i still have Thoughts about ranger's apprentice. maybe they'll ever make it out of my notes app, who knows.

in other news, i'm moving to prague for sep - jan for my masters, so if anyone has any tips & tricks for accommodation, i'd be happy to host a czech fandom meet-up lmao.

(can u tell how desperate i am that i logged back onto tumblr??? i've been writing fanfic again to cope with the stress, that's what's up in case anyone's wondering)

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crowley: i'm fine, halt, it's just a scratch.

halt, dragging him with one arm over his shoulder: yeah? you've got a concussion and three broken ribs.

crowley: really? i don't seem to remember hitting my head.

halt: that would be the concussion.

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so was NO ONE going to tell me that RA 3, The Icebound Land, in French is called “THE PROMISE OF THE RANGER”

that’s such a GOOD TITLE

like don’t tell me about an icy country of barbarians and some slaves

tell me about the man who is GRIM and has known his APPRENTICE for barely a YEAR and yet THROWS AWAY HIS LIFE, sacrifices EVERYTHING, gets himself BANISHED, to go find the boy because he PROMISED he would find him.

now THATS a TITLE that hits you right in the FEELS

I will no longer be referring to book 3 as ‘the icebound land”, henceforth it shall be called “the promise of the Ranger” because we love a good title.

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Gilan: “It’s really muggy out today.”

Halt: “If I go outside and all our mugs are on the veranda, I’m going to kill you.”

Gilan: *sips coffee from a bowl*

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“i thought u left the RA community!!!”

uh, well, as long as Cassandra isn’t queen, i’m not going anywhere 😤😤

(yes this is a threat)

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“i thought u left the RA community!!!”

uh, well, as long as Cassandra isn’t queen, i’m not going anywhere 😤😤

(yes this is a threat)

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“why are you so afraid of fire? did something happen?”

me, staring in the distance: “… i have lost people.”

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does anyone else just like. love international duos??

like, gilan and hal. lydia and edvin. svengal and will. erak and halt.

I feel like we need to find more. I bet pauline and katrina would adore each other. thorn, on the other hand, cant decide whether hes impressed by alyss or wants to throttle her because good god that woman scares him but also, punch him?? please?? I dont CARE that you're a diplomat, lydia c'mon tell her-

hal doesnt realise hes jealous of horace and stig, for example. stefan is well aware that he's jealous of jesper and crowley. edvin and jenny and george?? what about kloof meeting halt's nephew?? y'know??

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yea i’m especially fond of gilan and selethen

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as someone who studies at home a lot and who has a housemate who will start playing the guitar at random moments i would like us all to stop romanticising Will playing the mandola randomly at the cabin. alyss has things to do and us work from home girlies are tired of it.

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CONFESSION MONDAY

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CONFESSION MONDAY

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CONFESSION MONDAY

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CONFESSION MONDAY

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reasons will treaty should be having a beard

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ranger's apprentice characters' reactions to Will's beard

Cassandra: gagged. actually. gagged.

Gilan: just started laughing uncontrollably. couldn't stop. had to be physically removed from the grounds and taken to the infirmary.

Halt: silent for a few seconds, then walked into a room, came back, put a razor in Will's hand, and said "you can't pull it off. shave."

Alyss: bit her lips because you do you honey, but she wasn't the biggest fan. never told him, though.

Pauline: "Will, sweetheart, are you sure?"

Maddie: started crying. as a baby and again as a teenager. will cry again.

Tug: bit into his beard to pretend it was hay.

Horace: as it turns out, he knows quite some unladylike language himself.

Duncan: didn't realise it was Will, apologised to the new Ranger for not knowing his name.

Crowley: "absolutely not. i do NOT need a second Halt in my ranks" (Halt couldn't disagree with him on this very particular manner)

Arald: turned to Sandra and asked, "can I order him to shave?" Sandra wished she could've said yes.

George: legit didn't notice. rumour has it he did notice, he's just in denial.

Jenny: started serving Will tons and tons more napkins... was it a silent hint?

Erak: .2 seconds away from banning the boy.