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jaesuk: you wanna see how hardcore i am?

jaesuk: *punches wall*

jaesuk:

jaesuk: take me to the hospital.

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jihyo: you have to apologize to jongkook.

kwangsoo: fine.

kwangsoo: 'unfuck you' or whatever.

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kwangsoo: i think....i have feelings for you.

somin: i think i have feelings for you too!

narrator: that feeling was “friendship,” but neither had ever experienced it before.

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jongkook: i suppose i have a slight tendency to be a bit critical.

jihyo: suppose?

jaesuk: slight??

somin: tendency???

kwangsoo: a bit????

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haha, barging into gary’s room: jongkook said it’s my turn to use the braincell now

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jaesuk: i saw the body. you killed that man!

kwangsoo: no, i didn’t!

jaesuk: kwangsoo, premeditated murder is one thing, but i will not have lying in this office

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kwangsoo: thanks dad!

kwangsoo: ...why is everyone staring at me?

somin: you just called jaesuk “dad.” you said, “thanks, dad.”

kwangsoo: what? no, i didn’t! i said “thanks, man.”

jaesuk: do you see me as a father figure, kwangsoo?

kwangsoo: no, if anything, i see you as a brother, because you sometimes annoy me!

jihyo: hey, show your father some respect!

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jongkook: all of my snacks are organic.

jaesuk: that’s cool. we eat candy off the floor.