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KOZIK: I’m going to start a false crime podcast where I explain crimes that never actually happened.
TIG: I’m going to commit all the crimes you explain, forcing you to have a true crime podcast.
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KOZIK: I’m going to start a false crime podcast where I explain crimes that never actually happened.
TIG: I’m going to commit all the crimes you explain, forcing you to have a true crime podcast.
MainMasterlist || Rules & Requests
Incorrect SOA quotes
Tiggy: I love saying 'fuck me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.
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Tiggy: Dom or sub?
Juice : I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though.
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Chibs: *yawns*
Juice : Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.
Chibs: Then you must be exhuasted.
Clay: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.
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Juice : Don’t trust everything you see on the internet.
Tiggy: Pfft. What possibly nonsense could come from the internet? Oh. Did you know that the Earth is actually flat?
Juice : *Takes away Tiggy’s phone* Yeah, that enough for you.
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Chibs: Where did you get that tomato soup?
Happy: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.
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EMPLOYER: can you perform under pressure?
BOBBY: no, but I can try bohemian rhapsody.
TARA: Is this alcohol or perfume?
TIG: *chugs down the whole bottle*
TIG:
TIG: it’s perfume.
HAPPY: You know, contrary to popular belief, decapitation is not that easy.
BOBBY: Huh. You don’t usually hear “popular” and “decapitation” in the same sentence.
KOZIK: Ever wonder what's inside a wasps' nest?
PINEY: No, it’s wasps.
GEMMA: This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence.
MainMasterlist || Rules & Requests
Incorrect SoA quotes
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Clay: where the hell are you off to?
Happy: I'm either going to get ice cream or commit a felony
Clay: ....🤨
Happy: I'll decide on the way
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Clay: We’re all in this together. If one of us falls, we all fall. Nobody is expendable in this club.
Jax: Sounds fake but ok.
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Happy: Hand me the people opener.
Clay: ... 🤨
Clay: Pardon?
Happy, annoyed: Just hand it to me!
Clay, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER?
Happy: How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle?
Clay: Knife! It's called a knife.
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Chibs: What are you planning to do?
Tiggy: Hey, now. "Planning"?! Do you KNOW who you're talking to?!