Feb 2
KOZIK: I’m going to start a false crime podcast where I explain crimes that never actually happened.
TIG: I’m going to commit all the crimes you explain, forcing you to have a true crime podcast.
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KOZIK: I’m going to start a false crime podcast where I explain crimes that never actually happened.
TIG: I’m going to commit all the crimes you explain, forcing you to have a true crime podcast.
Gemma meeting Prospect!Juice for the first time: Cute kid.
Tig: Precious, Isn’t he? Don’t you just want to hold him underwater till the bubbles stop?
Y/N: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?
Chibs: IT.
Tig: Annabelle.
Jax: Paranormal Activity.
Juice: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.
Reader *looking innocently at Chibs*: "So, what was the Great Depression like?"
Chibs *deeply sighing* : "It was fine."
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Incorrect SOA quotes
Tiggy: I love saying 'fuck me' because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.
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Tiggy: Dom or sub?
Juice : I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though.
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Chibs: *yawns*
Juice : Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.
Chibs: Then you must be exhuasted.
Clay: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.
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Juice : Don’t trust everything you see on the internet.
Tiggy: Pfft. What possibly nonsense could come from the internet? Oh. Did you know that the Earth is actually flat?
Juice : *Takes away Tiggy’s phone* Yeah, that enough for you.
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Chibs: Where did you get that tomato soup?
Happy: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.
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Juice: *accidentally elbows Chibs*
Chibs: You wanna fuckin’ die?
Juice: *whispering* kinda..
Chibs: *concerned* Baby, we’ve talked about this
My Incorrect SOA Quote Contribution
Clay to Deputy Chief Hale: “You know, we have a lot of friends. Maybe they can help us.”
Hale: “I don’t have friends. I have suspects.”
Clay: “Oh Hale, don’t you know a suspect is just a friend you haven’t cleared of charges yet?”