Incorrect SOA Quotes

Incorrect quotes for SOA.

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EMPLOYER: can you perform under pressure?

BOBBY: no, but I can try bohemian rhapsody.

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TARA: Is this alcohol or perfume?

TIG: *chugs down the whole bottle*

TIG:

TIG: it’s perfume.

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KOZIK: Ever wonder what's inside a wasps' nest?

PINEY: No, it’s wasps.

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KOZIK: I’m going to start a false crime podcast where I explain crimes that never actually happened.

TIG: I’m going to commit all the crimes you explain, forcing you to have a true crime podcast.

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HAPPY: You know, contrary to popular belief, decapitation is not that easy.

BOBBY: Huh. You don’t usually hear “popular” and “decapitation” in the same sentence.

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GEMMA: This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence.

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CLAY: If you could change your name to anything, what would you change it to?

JAX: Forty exclamation points in a row and it’s pronounced like a person screaming.

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HAPPY: *sighs*

JAX: Are you bored?

HAPPY: Yeah…

JAX: Wanna fuck shit up for no reason?

HAPPY: I thought you’d never ask

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CHIBS: Where are the others?

CLAY: They’re playing hide and seek.

CHIBS: Where?

CLAY: I don’t think that’s how it works.

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TIG: Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you.

TIG: Ask me to kill for you.

JUICE: ... First of all, calm down-

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TARA: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so I have Jax periodically send me texts saying “we need to talk”.

TARA: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.

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HAPPY: I have only punched one person, but the night is still young.

JUICE: Forgive him, he has no manners.

HAPPY: I get by on good looks.

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GEMMA: I just ended a 5 year relationship.

BOBBY: Are you ok?

GEMMA: Oh, yeah, it wasn’t mine.

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TIG: Why is there a dead person in here?

HAPPY: There was probably a live person in here, and then something happened to make them dead.

BOBBY: Great analysis, Hap.

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GEMMA: If I have to clean one more bloodstain from this carpet, I’m going to murder someone.

CLAY: Sounds a little counterproductive.

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TIG: Juice hasn’t stopped staring through the window since the storm started.

TIG:

TIG: I suppose I should let him in.

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JAX: I’m open to suggestions, here.

BOBBY: How about a tactical retreat?

JAX: What’s that?

BOBBY: It’s like running away, but manlier.