#incorrect sasodei

[ladysatoru]

sasori : can you pass me the salt?

deidara : huh?

sasori : the salt?

deidara : huh?

sasori : *sighs* the ocean cocaine

deidara : :D you should've said so at first

[ladysatoru]

deidara : why is it called toothpaste when it should be called teethpaste?

sasori : never wake me up at 4 am again

[ladysatoru]

deidara : danna,today reminds me of you

sasori : why?

deidara : cz it's hot as fuck

[ladysatoru]

deidara : Do you ever like,nut…but with your heart?

sasori :

sasori : Don’t wake me up at 3am ever again.

[ladysatoru]

someone : I don't like sasori

deidara : unfriended,unfollowed, blocked.my mom is calling your mom and you're not invited to my teen queen sweet sixteen summer beach bash birthday party.

[ladysatoru]

sasori : *holding a fancy bottle* deidara, is this whiskey or vodka?

deidara : *grabs the bottle and chugs the whole thing*

deidara : none, It’s perfume.

[ladysatoru]

sasori : *Answers phone* Hello?

deidara : danna, I just took a Buzzfeed quiz and it said you're only 49% in love with me what's up with that?

sasori :

sasori : deidara,it's four in the fucking morning what the -

[ladysatoru]

deidara : and Looking back, I regret nothing.

sasori : You should.