#incorrect akatsuki

[jasdrabbles]

Sasori: What are you two arguing about this time?!

Deidara: He's always using common phrases incorrectly! Tobi: Cry me a table, Deidara.

[zombie-honeymoon]

Hidan: I've just had a thought.

Kakuzu: Well there's something that's never happened.

[uchihaxitachi]

itachi how did you not get hot in the akatsuki cloak?

I do, but I seldom care about it. Besides, I don’t respect the cloak enough and usually only use one sleeve of it.

[ladysatoru]

sasori : can you pass me the salt?

deidara : huh?

sasori : the salt?

deidara : huh?

sasori : *sighs* the ocean cocaine

deidara : :D you should've said so at first

[incorrectnaruto-quotes]

Sasori: Some people play hard to get.

Sasori: I play hard to want.

[incorrect-anime-and-manga-q-blog]

Go to heaven!

Kakuzu to Hidan

[jasdrabbles]

Tobi: What does “take out” mean? Itachi: Food. Hidan: Dating. Sasori: Murder. Konan: It can be all three if you’re brave enough.

[jasdrabbles]

Deidara: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?

Hidan: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Tobi?

Tobi: Probably “road work ahead”.

Sasori: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.