#incorrect scoo quote

[jakascoo]

Boo: Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I’m eating dirt?

Scott:

Scott: Why are you eating dirt?

Boo: Did I ask you if I should eat dirt? No, so answer my question.

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Boo: I regret nothing!!! Scott: I regret everything!!!

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Boo: I’m totally useless. 

Scott: You’re not totally useless. 

Scott: You can be used as a bad example.

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Scott: He's the person of my dreams!

Boo: You say everyone is the person of your dreams.

Scott: I have a lot of dreams.

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Scott: You can’t hold a baby if your hands are covered in glue.

Boo, with glue on her hands: Correction, you can’t drop a baby if your hands are covered in glue.

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Scott and Boo sitting in jail together.

Scott: So, who should we call?

Boo: I’d call Kara, but I feel safer in jail.

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Scott: Boo! I need help! I told Kyle I would make dinner tonight and I don’t know how to cook.

Boo, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: I’m not the right source for that.

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Jason: How are you feeling?

Scott: Dunno... A little sad.

Boo: Don’t be sad, because sad backwards is das.

Scott:

Jason:

Boo: And das not good.

Jason:

Jason, unplugging the wifi: I think that’s enough internet for you.