#incorrect shameless quote

[deathclassic]

fake shameless quotes

[origami-quotes]

Ian: watch your language

Mickey: fine.

*a week later*

Mickey: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my diddly darn feathers!

Ian: please just say fuck, I am begging you

[incorrect-shamelesss]

mickey: ian and i don’t have petnames for each other

debbie, smugly: yeah, okay. what do bees make by the way?

mickey: um, hives? how the fuck am i supposed to know i’m not a bee

ian, screaming from the kitchen: THERES A BEE????????

[cunning-and-cool]

Mickey: Imagine being like, gay or something.

Ian: Mickey we've been fucking for eight months.

Mickey: Yeah but that's not like, gay gay.

Ian: Mickey, you're a bottom.

Mickey: "Mickey you're a bottom." Fuck off Gallagher.

[donotfeedtheanimals44]

Carl : Mickey, how did you know you loved Ian?

Mickey : I punched him and he called me a coward.

Ian : ...AAaaaaand they say romance is dead.

[incorrect-shamelesss]

Mandy: mickey, i want you to meet my friend

Mickey: i don’t care

Mandy: he’s really hot

Mickey: still don’t ca-

Ian, walking into the room: hi i’m ian, and you are?

Mickey: SINGLE

Mickey: i mean my name’s mickey

Mickey: but that doesn’t erase the fact that i am indeed single

Mickey: no partner

Mickey:

Mickey: single

Mandy:

[incorrect-shamelesss]

Mickey: what if i’m not gay?

Mickey: what if i’m just faking my gayness

Mickey: maybe i’m not even interested in boy-

Ian: hi

Mickey: never mind

[incorrect-shamelesss]

mickey: [gets pulled over]

mickey: sir, i’m colourblind. i didn’t know it was a red light i swear

officer: ok but you stole this car

mickey:

mickey: officer, im colourblind i didn’t know this wasn’t my car