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Post 1:

Technoblade: I came out to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now

Post 2:

A series of texts between Wilbur (revived) and Quackity.

Quackity: I could strangle you

Wilbur: You aren't tall enough

Quackity: You've sunk low enough for me to reach

Post 3:

Tommyinnit: Your 2nd priority should be bringing joyful and loving energy to those around you. your 1st priority should always be committing to the bit

Post 4:

Tommyinnit: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated

Alivebur: Killed without hesitation

Post 5:

Ranboo: it's dumb that stress makes your hair fall out slowly. you should reach a certain level of stress and it should all fall off at once in a heap

Ranboo, but the icon for his post has been changed to a bald version of his skin:

Waiter: enjoy your meal!

Me: you too *becomes instantly bald*

Post 6:

Technoblade, with a picture of Wilbur off to the side: Ran into my seventeen year old brother in the kitchen at 1 am last night and when I asked him what he was doing he just shrugged, said "these are my roaming hours," and walked off strumming vaguely on his guitar

Post 7:

Slimecicle: this hole you put me in, was in ideal depth. thank you :) i wont be climbing out anytime soon!

A star review image with 4 stars filled in is pictured below his review.

Post 8:

Pogtopia Wilbur: like half my personality is just symptoms

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[i-was-born-a-mistake]

Philza: Ew. What kind of tea is this?

10-year-old Tommy: I boiled gatorade.

Philza:

[i-was-born-a-mistake]

Absolutely no one:

Wilbur: *Carrying his lunch box full of drugs around school*

[i-was-born-a-mistake]

Kidnapper: I have your child.

Philza, tired: Which one I have seven.

Kidnapper: The annoying kid who never shuts up.

Philza: Which one I have seven.

[oskarwing]

Five *talking about how different versions of them exist now*

Luther *gasps* DOPPELGÄNGER! PARADOX PSYCHOSIS! I learned all about this in Texas! This is great. I'm gonna get a good grade in little side adventures with my elderly brother, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.

[magnusedom]

SHADOWHUNTERS + text posts 9/∞ | Malec Edition

[origami-quotes]

To all of those who enjoy this account: check out my new account @funnyao3 to see funny lines from fics (usually with the same characters I post on here)!!

Very much the same energy as incorrect quotes

[i-was-born-a-mistake]

Wilbur: I used to think I could control ducks with my mind but it turns out ducks and I just have very similar ideas about what stuff ducks should do.

[i-was-born-a-mistake]

Tommy, to Wilbur, lying facedown on the bed, regretting everything: And then I called him dad-

Philza, downstairs in the kitchen with Techno, on the verge of tears: And then he called me dad :')

[qtxueyang]

wei wuxian: can you ask lanzhan if he likes me?

jiang cheng: you two are married???

wei wuxian: yeah, but can you?

[depressed-bi-nerd-deactivated20]

Baby Annabeth: *stubs her toe* ow fuck!

Thalia: where the fuck did you hear that

Thalia: I swear to the fucking gods if you tought Annabeth how to fucking swear I will fucking kill you

Luke: what the fuck it wasn’t fucking me

Thalia: well it sure as fucking Taurus wasn’t me

Annabeth:

Luke and Thalia: *still arguing*

[i-was-born-a-mistake]

Wilbur: As your favorite child- Philza: For the record, Techno is my favorite child. Wilbur, offended: AS YOUR FAVORITE CHILD-

[i-was-born-a-mistake]

*For Philza's birthday*

Techno: Do you think we went overboard with the party decorations? Wilbur: Nah, it's cool. Techno: The backyard is on fire. Wilbur: Aesthetic.

[origami-quotes]

Techno: that sounds like a you problem

Phil: no this is an *us* problem

Techno: *sighs* yeah I’m already roped into this aren’t I

[origami-quotes]

Techno: that’s not the point

Ranboo: the point is minimum walking and maximum stress

Techno: yes.

[origami-quotes]

“You gotta start the day with anti-depressants and espresso and end it with melatonin and vodka.”

- Wilbur Soot